I can't tell you because it's rude.
But the second funniest thing I saw this week was the gayest looking guy I've seen in a long time.

Knee length fitted shorts, tank top, full tan, make up and shades.

Alt: my step-dad is in a bad mood and it doesn't seem to be changing anytime soon. I have to tell him I'm booking two Mondays off in a row soon.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I didn't know you'd been to Norwich this week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

London innit.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

The gayest man I've ever seen was in Naples
He was wearing extremely tight red trousers, a billowy blouse, sunnies, long hair, and a handbag.

And yes, it was a bloke. He had a full face tache and goatee combo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Hang about
You mean getting a tan will make me look MORE gay?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)