also funny (if I'm being a bastard)
I heard my ex-husband lost his job!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Schadenfreude high fives

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*fives*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I'm going to see my ex-boyfriend at a wedding in 3 weekends
We were in good terms, until he started ignoring my emails and I had to find out through another friend that he was getting married. Didn't even answer to my "Congratulations" email.

Now, for some reason, I feel I have to be the most stunning woman at the party. Which is impossible sporting a 6 month baby belly. I know I'll grow out of it and everything will be fine, but it confuses me that I feel like I have to prove something to him at all.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

You're going to look stunning *because* of the baby belly.
That and the husband, and the happiness. Living well is the best revenge.

But make sure you wear a flattering colour and have your hair did too ;-)
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Oh, yes
I'm going for a full hair dresser & beautician session before the party! I'm thinking about wearing red, but it might be a bit too much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)