It's hand made from diamond.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And it can be driven like the Statue of Liberty in Ghostbusters 2.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I did this with Nelsons Column in 1982

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I've got a photo of me and my dad Bruce Lee beating up Jackie Chan somewhere.
*rummages*

*gives up*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Well, fuck yous all!
The disc it's on has gone missing somewhere. I was looking for it a while ago because of something else on it, and I seem to remember seeing it in the wrong jewel case, but now I can't remember which one, and none of you care about this information, do you?

*gives up again*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

you burnt it onto a cd but didn't store it locally?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I wrote it fifteen years and four computers ago!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I had some old porn of me and the ex-wife
on CD but accidentally left copies of it in the cafes and bars close to where she works.

A valuable lesson learned there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I printed my stuff
and then missplaced it. I think my mother has probably thrown it away by now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

John Diamond, the face-cancer-death first husband of Nigella Lawson?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

He got to sauce her up before she got MASSIVE!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Hammering away at her, with his rotten jaw flapping like a melting Nazi in Indiana Jones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)