Anthropomorphism
I always name my cars and even start to believe that they have genuine personalities.

Seeing as most of you are borderline scopers do you ever give human attributes to inanimate objects?

or lunch or some shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:30, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the vacuum cleaner
but that's because it has a face on it. and he's a fat useless cunt. always getting stuck against furniture or door frames.

the twat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Computers especially consoles,
I graphically describe horribly technical deaths to them if I begin to get highly frustrated with them. My commodore 64 had a horrible life as a result.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

No.
Apart from vibrators.

Latest is little Jeff.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Only Little Jeff
For shame woman have some ambition
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

the bff and I had the same car, she named hers alexis and I named mine jason and they were boyfriend and girlfriend
aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
gay
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)