No, never
Because I'm nice. And scared of getting caught. But mostly the nice thing.

In other news, I hope a grope about under some boxes and found my disc with my epic poems on, that I was talking about earlier. They were written nearly twenty years ago. I cringed a bit when re-reading them, but I'm still mostly proud of them. I'm not going to show you lot of braying monkeys though.

As you were.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i don't think monkeys bray

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I wrote a short story when I was about 15
it won a prize and everything; I read it back two or three years ago and almost hid with shame.
(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

The last short story I entered in a competition
came 6th out of 109 entries. It was only a local competition. I was still chuffed, though. That judge was the one who told me I write like Nathaniel Hawthorne.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I was 2nd in the region
I don't know how many that was, nor, sadly, who Nathaniel Hawthorne is. It was a fucking terrible story though. I think I only won the prize because of the epic length and ability to spell.
(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

He wrote the Scarlet Letter.
Also, well done you. Not just gorgeous but talented too. You make me sick.


You know, with jealousy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I don't write any more
mainly because I'm terrible at it and have no ideas. Ditto for painting. Ditto for composing music.

So I am none of the above, really. Are you less nauseous now?
(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Not really
but that could just be because I'm still inhaling bleach fumes from giving my kitchen its weekly bath.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

*takes deep breath*
hope a
about under some boxes and found my disc with my epic poems on, that I was talking about earlier. They were written nearly twenty years ago. I cringed a bit when re-reading them, but I'm still mostly proud of them. I'm not going to show you lot of braying
though
( broadsword, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

*golf clap*
That 'hope' should have been 'had' though. My typing has just got so spazzy over the last few months.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)