big pile of paperwork to keep/shred/bin
little else I suspect. Rock'n'roll!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

How is the new job at News International going?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I bet that's a brilliant place to work
You must be able to get away with murder, the bosses have no idea what goes on there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm not so sure.
Apparently, there was one bloke who was the Harry Potter correspondent. Changed his name by deed poll and everything, and he had to wear full Potter regalia into the office. The one day he didn't want September 11th, 2001.

And was promptly put on a disciplinary, and ordered home to get changed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Yeah I can't make head or tail of that post
Sorry mate, not enough coffee in me. Hurry up 11am, the rest of my day is meaningless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)

There was a bloke who had to dress up like Harry Potter for his job.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Surely that's just normal clothes with a robe over it?
And glasses, which is not a huge stretch for someone like me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Hat as well, apparently.
And a wand, too.

You can imagine him getting ready for work in the morning "I put on my robe and wizard hat".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

harry potter doesn't wear a hat
and carrying a stick is hardly much of a chore
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

They did in the first film.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

for about 30 seconds

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Yeah, even fucking blind people manage that OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Vippers is right about the hat
We've all forgotten the most important part of the outfit; the scar. That must have been a bastard to apply each morning. Lancome do quite a nice shading foundation which might have made the process easier.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Are you playing up to your meme here?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah it was a total fabrication
Well called.

Lancome are fucking shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Blood Ninja
Lolz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You're the only one who got this.
And I thought this was a place that understood internet pop culture.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I just assumed that the Potter fans
would miss the reference due to their respective tumescence causing a lack of blood to their brains
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

More than likely.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)