It could be worth it
If you come home plastered and abusive, and still dressed as Bungle, and make such a racket trying to get in the front door that you wake up the kids, who sneak onto the landing and poke their heads over the balustrade to see lovable clumsy bear Bungle coming through the front door. Their excitement soon turns to abject horror as Bungle coughs and splutters and starts singing, horribly off-key, a song about the Good Ship Venus. They start to whimper quietly as their once-favourite television character knocks over the vase by the telephone as he turns around to urinate on the coatstand. You have been oblivious to their presence, in your drunken haze, until your youngest starts to cry. Whether out of fear or out of disappointment, you'll never know, but as you shake the drips from the end of your member, you look up to meet their horrified, disbelieving gaze and realise what an awful human being you are.

So, actually, probably not worth it after all...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:35, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Doing it like the Sex Pistols then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

It could only be improved if you also clocked their mum one for complaining, the scheeky bitsch *hic*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Oh no, we're saving Mum for part 2: "When Stephanie from Lazytown trips over the doorstep, showers Bungle in kebab and then vomits in the kids' shoes."

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

You massive fucking kebab-based paedo. Or something.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I can't see kebabs being very effective...
"Why don't you come back to my car, little girl?"
*thinks: Shit, I forgot to stock up on sweets at the newsagent*
"Erm...I've got a lovely chicken doner in the glove compartment..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I read that as "shows Bungle her kebab"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Good lord, your Freudian slips are even more disturbing than my imagination...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

ah, you.
You were right. Time had dulled my memory. definitely needly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I thought that might be the case
you will be pleased to know that mine has stopped itching etc. and for the first time in a week and a half I am not aware of my shoulder
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I stupidly wore a tight rugby shirt
and then went for a pint afterwards. Couldn't understand why I was getting such looks, turns out bleeding through your shirt in the middle of your back at lunchtime on a Friday in a posh Edinburgh gastropub attracts a level of disgust. Still, it's my local and the barman thought it was funny, so fuck'em.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

that was a little silly
strangely though, I didn't bleed at all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

well, you did.
You might not have bled afterwards, but you bled while it was happening or else you have no blood...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I keep the levels low

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I knew it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

wasn't painful
but I swore last time it didn't feel like needles. This one is an awful lot of outline and no fill, though, so it's probably only a 3 or 5 needle rather than a 12.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)

ah, the outline of mine was done with a two needle job because it's quite thin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

might have been 2 or even 1 for all I know
I wasn't looking. mine is only outline though, I don't want it filled.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Hmm
still needles though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

My cap is doffed to you sir...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)