Crabs + Herpes
best party ever.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think I'd prefer if you stuck to tapas

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

You don't know what fun is

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Although
"there is a party in my pants, they're full of tapas" could work. If you put some green down your pants you'll probably have PJM inside them in no time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

mmmm. Pulpo pants. mmmmm.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Have you been getting chickenlady drunk and extracting secrets again?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Sod it, I might just go with
"There's a party in my pants: I've filled them with lobsters. They've all got little party hats that I made for them and they're all having a really lovely time."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

*lobster hands*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

*hands lobster (replete with party hat)*

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Are they dead?
Or at least have you tied their hands? Otherwise, the experience can be painful.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I think some sort of codpiece might be in order
But hopefully, if the lobsters are having a good time, they won't feel inclined to attack my testicles.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I'm visualising a pair of clown trousers with the enormous waistband
full of water and lobsters quite happily going about their lobstery business.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

In party hats.
It's not a party if there are no party hats.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

It's not that difficult.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)