The latter for sure.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's pretty much why I'm not doing it right now.
That, and I couldn't be arsed with cleaning up the mess.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I don't think I could kill someone.
Even the thought disturbs me to practically rocking in comfort like a fucking nutter.

I'd like to stab someone though. Several people actually. Without getting in trouble for it. Like my friend Mallory. I could have a fuck load of people on the stand say "Yeah, she deserved it" or "I wanted to do it myself a fuck load of times" and then they'd let me off. I don't want to kill her, just cause her pain and suffering.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'd stab her parents
just for calling her 'Mallory'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Hydrofluric acid

( Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Getting rid of a body is exceptionally difficult.
The case where all that was left were kidney stones.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

It's not that hard. Feed it to pigs
Your average pig etc etc
( Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Identifying a body is prettty hard if you destroy the fingerprints and dental records
and remove any distinguishing marks or tattoos.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Identifying a body is impossible if you disolve it in acid

( Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

But the residue still marks it as a body.
If the rozzers come round and find you with a bath of acid and 50 pounds of fat, which is identified as human, they are not going to accept lipposuction as an excuse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I was making a large quantity of soap, yer honour.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

GROSS SHUT UP SHUT UP

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Been watching Breaking Bad again?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I thought I would get away with it m'lud.
'Cos I saw it on film.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)