Possible terrorist attack in Oslo just now.
I think we should all make predictions about who did it why and what the repercusions will be.

Then we can look back next week ITLL BE FUN!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:46, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you think there will be a terrorist plot for September 11th this year?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Nope.
I think those sorts of things aren't likely at all, terrorism is actually hard to get away with/get right, they do it when they can rather than on symbolic dates times.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

That's not to say there wont be attempts
but they'll be shit and amaturish.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

It's unlikely I will be affected. I may be close to washington but it'd have to be a nuke to get to me.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

They are more likely to target small towns near the capital
particularly vehicle repair shops.

It's a shame. I'll really miss you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

take care of my dog, will you?
see that she gets eukanuba and lots of ice
she loves ice
*sniffles*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I will, don't worry.
I'll get her shipped over here and we'll go walking in the park.

I'll have a memorial set up by one of the big trees and every time we walk past it I'll lay some flowers and encourage her to do a wee nearby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Thank you very kindly.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

It's the absolute least I could do.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Just remember she gets no treats other than ice. And maybe mulch. She also likes to chew on sticks.
And don't push on her belly it gives her the runs.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

What is mulch?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

wood shavings put around plants and trees outside

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Oh right, I knew that
I just assumed it was the name of some special dog treat too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

She loves wood.
Just like her mom.
Lol.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

call yourself a gardener?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

See above, Bieber head

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I like this as a new insult.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I think it'll be a guy with links to Libya
because of their involvment in the no fly zone etc, Norway will go to the UN and there'll be an attempt to get a resolution for a limited ground invasion, Russia and China will veto, America won't activley back it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I think it will be a misguided attempt to derail the world scout Jamboree,
which is being held in Sweden over the next couple of weeks.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

where the fuck is Olso?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Near Naive.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

No one here is impressed with your stupidity.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Yes, he is rather

_{Sorry, it's what Monty would have wanted.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure who that is

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

It's ANd9GcQySJ9QaI2SQYe1M5Hsk2LKMuChQ
you spastic
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I had a drink with him once in a pub

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Must be hard to exchange email addresses.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

you spelled OSLO wrong you incompetent spastic.
no one is impressed with YOUR stupidity. Or your attempts to burn me on Facebook.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Keep comfort eating fatty

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Hey maybe your diet will actually work
now that you've lost your wallet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Touche

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

+m

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Who's Em?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

*pulls v-neck t-shirt up from the middle bottom and through the neck bit so it looks like a bra*
*holds up a sign saying "Round 2" *

DING DING DING DING
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

What a mental image.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I claim responsibility.
On behalf of the BCP.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

One dead now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Two dead now
and confirmation it was a car bomb.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

It was Morten Harket and the A-Ha Supremacy League
They've defected to Finland in disgruntlement for some reason I can't be bothered to invent now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

It was a bunch of Oslo citizens home distilling hooch from whale blubber.
Then one of them lit a gasper and Ka-boom.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

murder is wrong. I love my husband. murder is wrong. I love my husband. murder is wrong. I love my husband. murder is wrong. I love my husband. murder is wrong. I love my husband. murder is wrong. I love my husband.

Sorry, is something happening? What am I missing?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Do you think people generally don't kill because it's wrong, or because they know they won't get away with it?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

The latter for sure.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

That's pretty much why I'm not doing it right now.
That, and I couldn't be arsed with cleaning up the mess.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I don't think I could kill someone.
Even the thought disturbs me to practically rocking in comfort like a fucking nutter.

I'd like to stab someone though. Several people actually. Without getting in trouble for it. Like my friend Mallory. I could have a fuck load of people on the stand say "Yeah, she deserved it" or "I wanted to do it myself a fuck load of times" and then they'd let me off. I don't want to kill her, just cause her pain and suffering.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'd stab her parents
just for calling her 'Mallory'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Hydrofluric acid

( Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Getting rid of a body is exceptionally difficult.
The case where all that was left were kidney stones.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

It's not that hard. Feed it to pigs
Your average pig etc etc
( Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Identifying a body is prettty hard if you destroy the fingerprints and dental records
and remove any distinguishing marks or tattoos.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Identifying a body is impossible if you disolve it in acid

( Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

But the residue still marks it as a body.
If the rozzers come round and find you with a bath of acid and 50 pounds of fat, which is identified as human, they are not going to accept lipposuction as an excuse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I was making a large quantity of soap, yer honour.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

GROSS SHUT UP SHUT UP

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Been watching Breaking Bad again?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I thought I would get away with it m'lud.
'Cos I saw it on film.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

The getting away with it thing
I think that applies to most people and most crimes. That's partly why I really fucking hate petty criminals so much, they have no problem with inconveniencing my day through nicking stuff, and even if they get caught, they face no sanctions at all.

Sometimes I wish I lived in Saudi Arabia.

Because I'm a man, and straight.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

And you like to cut up bodies.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Yeah but you'll miss hot pants.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

He can wear them underneath his burkha.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Definitely the latter
Speaking for myself, as a rational and perfectly reasonable person.

What a sociopathic mentalist like Monty would say is another matter.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Monty is fucking lovely.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I know
The worst thing is that he's doing her behind Lustys back.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'm sure he is, there was a touch of sarcasm to my statement
He does, however, believe that most of societies problems could be solved by removing the people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I'm just making a general statement.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

On this, he is 100% correct.
You cannot fault that logic.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

A thread about a terrorist attack in northern europe
Is not an excuse to talk about your boring life.

Un-Fucking-believable.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

It was me.
I... fart my leg off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Isn't he the foreign minister?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

No, that's Rumeson Faar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Hey you!
Tell my nephew thank you very much for his monies. I'm going to be the bestest fundraising suicide jumper of all!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

He said this
www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/leopard-attack-2.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

He said he'd bite my arse?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I thought he was saying
"I won't tell yous again. Fuck off or I'll maul the lorra yez!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Hey, guess what I found today?
Norwegian grandparents had five kids, moved to America. I may be able to track her down some other American cousins!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

The lady said she will reply to your mate at some point. Whatever that means.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Cool
io...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

And here they're saying (respectively)
"I'm on the fucking floor!"
"It scratched my fucking arm!"
"I've lost my fucking flip flop!"
"RAAAARRRRRR!"
and "SHIT! IT'S ON THE SHITTING VAN!"

www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/leopard-attack-3.jpg
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

That made me laugh like a mong.
I love that front guy's face.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I love that leopard.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

You think that's bad? I just threw my creamy rose tart in the bin, undercooked to baddly, wasn't pleasent to eat at all.
And you know what? It's not the end of the world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Just goes to prove what my garnny always used to say
Nobody likes a tart.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

B3th B3th B3TH !!!
Guess what? I got a friend who knows someone, right, yeah', and listen to this. She's looking for people, and are always looking for people, for people to look after guide dogs. BUT, and this is the interesting bit, they pick them up from you at any time you want (eg, like when you're off to work) and drop them off any time you want (eg, like when you get back from work). During this time, it's like preschool for the dog, and then after 18 months they send them off to guide-dog uni or whatever it is. All you need is EVERYTHING MY NEW FLAT HAS.

It sounds absolutly bloody perfect for me. I'm going to think about it seriously ovbously, not just jump in, but it sounds great at first glance. It's charitable and if I don't like it, they'll find someone else. I'm not sure if they pay for the food and stuff, but I don't care, I'd sooner not eat before the dog anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Yay!
do it, totally do it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

That's brilliant!
I hope it works out for you. And if it's anything like Neighbours, you could end up living with the girl who trains the dogs! Alright, she'll be an ex addict with a psychotic ex boyfriend who will turn out to be the mother of your adopted son, but still...

Our accountant fostered guide dogs. He said it was a great experience.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

puppies
oooooooooooooh puppies
are very very hard to train if you've never had a dog
it's like a crash course

you should remember that they can probably take the dog away at any time and you will likely start to love the puppy and then omg it's gone :'((
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Oh'aye', I know it'll be hard, i'll be cleaning up poo and piss and sick at silly hours and all that, but downstairs in the new place has wooden flooring rather than carpets, and I can put a baby-gate thing on the bottom of the stairs for when it's in.
And I know it'll chew through things occasionally and some of those things might be a beloved teddy or whatever.... but the joy I could get from it would be untold.

I would see it like seeing your kids graduate when it is time for it to go... and giving a blind person a chance to see (well, you know what I mean). And I've got the mindset from the start that it won't be forever, so I think it'll be alright in that department. And if I don't like it, or it doesn't work, I give it back and that's that, which you can't really do with a dog of your own.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I'm thinking of more in the behavioral department. Buy a load of books and study them, go to a trainer and get advice.
Start early and go hard. Because I've had my pup for over a year and she's still not where she needs to be, mostly because of the cuddling and cooing and treating her like a princess. It's been hard to break her.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Yeah', I'd need to get quite a bit of advise, it's also a 'working dog' too, which is different in terms of how they need to be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Is a garnny a scotch thing? and can you scunner one?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I'm developing advanced gonzism.
The doctors are hopeful, but the prognosis isn't good...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Damn, I was hoping it would be a real thing.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I can offer you a spirtle (possibly spurtle)
as a real Scottish thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

... it's brillient.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Even when you're being ironically boring
you're more interesting than b3th.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Feel free to fuck off and die...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Feel free to stop using this place as your personal blog
no wonder you keep killing threads.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

and yet, inexplicably she's more popular than you...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

It's not a popularity contest
Let me state my case clearly, there has been a large car bomb in an allied country very close to us. At least two people are dead people are still trapped in buildings and it's happening now live all over the internet.

The first thing she says is some vague "ask me for details" post about her and her husband having an argument waaah waaah waaah.
She should be ashamed of herself, it's self absorbed to the extreme.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I do like this.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Oh, is that what it was about? I didn't get it.
Now that you mention it, though, it's pretty obvious. I can be pretty dense sometimes.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Are you kidding me with that?
All those posts above, being flippant and sarcastic, and you have a go at me?

Also, have you forgotten where you are? This is b3ta, the last bastion of irreverence in the UK.

I suggest, if you detest my input so much, you should put me on ignore and shut up about it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

The irreverence isn't the problem it's that your post screams
"no, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Does it?
I thought it was just an amusing introduction to my joining in the conversation. You know, so we can look back next week and have fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I give it a month before you're throwing cats through windows and paying gonz's mortgage.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

She can pay my rent instead if she likes
I will totally provide arsehole pictures for that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

What guarantee do I have that it will be your arse and not Chompy's face?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

My arse is prettier
if hairier.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I doubt that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

You're not that hairy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

My arse is pretty hairy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

yeah, thanks for that Image dude.
knowing what your face looks like was enough.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Which detracted from the hilarious game of guessing whodunit.
Don't get on your moral high horse cock-end, it ill befits you.

For what it's worth, yes it is fairly uninteresting and you will note no one did actually ask for details, but you being petulant about it even less interesting.

B3th's post also had the merit of sparking a conversation, all be it flippant and inconsequential, which wasted a few minutes of my afternoon for which I am grateful.

I was going to say if you don't like it ignoring it is the best way to make it go away, but then I'm blatantly not taking my own advice, so I shall close by telling you to fuck the fuck off you creepy bastard.

So there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

so nerr

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Yes, that's how I should have ended it.
*resists the urge to ninja*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You get the credit for sparking the conversation in my mind kryzzle

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

because I constantly talk about myself and I'm boring?
it's a fair point
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Nah, you posed a relativley deep question with no easy answer.
You're like philosoraptor.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

favorite post EVER right here ^

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I disagree, she hasn't started a new thread about it (which even then, isn't a crime), she's threadjacked.
The flow of conversation here is natural, people talk about what they want. You want to talk about a very important political event as you said, and other people who are into that sort of thing will reply. There is a differance here between B3th and CrazyBatshitAmericaphileCatAbuserPerson, in that she isn't taking over the thread with incestant negativity.

Would you rather she threadstomp and gain more replies/conversation/attention/whatever than your post, or threadjack and allow people to continue your conversation as well as hers? Ok, the awnser is you'd rather her not talk about it full-stop, but this place isn't for any individual but a collective as a hole.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

This is all fair enough, I don't want her to stop posting or delete threads
but when she did something I found annoying self absorbed and almost the definition of being a beaker I had a go at her for it.

That's the way I think all of b3ta should be regulated. And yet again she's moved on to calling me ugly rather than actually addressing my point that her post was "fucking shit"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I think I called you Ugly, rather than b3th, but I may have missed something.
and there is no answer to "your post is fucking shit" coz it's a matter of taste, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)

She compared my face to your arse.
And it's not the first time she's made personal attacks on my appearance, which is something I've never done to her.

MORAL FUCKING HIGHGROUND MOTHERFUCKERS
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Ha ha. OK, you can have that one.
although in strict point of fact you've never seen my arse, so it's possible she was being complimentary, in theory of course.....

But I have, and she wasn't.

What's the weather like up there?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

i wonder why that is?
Its not just here, generally when you say you criticize something people go off the deep end and start spitting out personal attacks rather than actually making a case
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I made a fucking case
which paperclip boy largely ignored.
*remembers I'm ignoring you and walks off whistling*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

see? instead of making a case you called him paperclip boy

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

See, where I made a case before and he totally failed to respond to it?
See where in my post I make an actual point followed by a flippant insult and you focus on the one and miss the other?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

i just dont like all the name calling

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Fair dos
I think it would have been OK to call him an ugly fucker if I didn't actually know what he looked like, the fact that I do, but am not a friend of his put's it in an area that makes it a bit wrong.

You hear that Chompy? I retract any comments made about your face reassembling my arse and formally apologise, I shall endeavour not to do so again.

I stand by everything else I said.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

largely +totally
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Fuck off to http://forums.newsoftheworld.com ..... oh, wait.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Rupert Murdoch did it.
Then he'll plant evidence implicating Nick Clegg.

YOU MARK MY WORDS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

This seems possible from bbc
"potential explanation is the recent decision last week by a Norwegian prosecutor filed terror charges against an Iraqi-born cleric for threatening Norwegian politicians with death if he's deported from the Nordic country. The indictment centered on statements that Mullah Krekar - the founder of the Kurdish Islamist group Ansar al-Islam "
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

2 out of 10

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

owners said their cats would rather eat a rancid dog's arse than Whiskas.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'm not going to have KFC on the way home tonight.
now you've mentioned the prime ingredient.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I was once told, by a Danish chap living in Norway,
that I looked Finnish.

FACT

Edit: Totally posting about myself whilst there's a terrorist attack against one of our close neighbours going on, right here.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Are you talking about yourself?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Oh, B3th, it's not a popularity contest, you know.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

you utter cunt

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Hello?

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Hey there Mr Krone.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Thank fuck for that
because I'm tedious and beakerish, so I'd never win.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I shouldn't worry about it
This is now a far more entertaining thread than it would otherwise have been. I think you should be congratulated for your part in it.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)

This^ X 1000

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

It's got everything
drama, accusations, white-knighting. Somebody just needs to call somebody else worse than Hitler and it'll be a bona fide internet classic.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE NAME CALLING

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

i didnt call you a name

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

BINGO!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

WINGS!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

i did, too
all this careing about the rest of the world is overrated
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

*does that thing where they drag their arse along the floor*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

*hits nose with a rolled up newspaper*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

OK, you are now totally a sexy Jaguar-Woman in my mind.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Nah, I'm just a narky leopard.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

A sexy narky leopard
allow and old man his fantasies
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Furry

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

*bang!*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Oh man, you ARE the perfect women !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

so I'm totally having a midlife crisis
and booked myself in for a tattoo next week, the day after my interview for my first full time permanent job in 10 years.

I predict I WILL REGRET NOTHING!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Go for it.
Next you should buy a sports car.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'm going to blame the New Zealanders
Just because they haven't been blamed for much recently. They're probably feeling a bit left out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

it's the orcs that are the problem
you know, sauron's lot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Nah, it was the Isengarders what started it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

oh. dear.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

That said
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzLRiaXkK7w&feature=related
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Buggering off now to do that life thing. might be on later but frankly hope to avoid it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 18:00, Reply)

fine!
I hope you don't come back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 18:00, Reply)