My eyes are by far my best feature
I'm alright. I'm trying to persuade myself that I want to go for a run, but I'm failing badly.
(berk, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have sex/a wank instead.
It's better excercise anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

If I go for a run it'll burn 700-odd calories
even the most athletic sex won't burn that, and seeing as tennis boy is not here this evening, it'd be a hand shandy and that really won't burn 700 calories.
(berk, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)

It would if you did it for long enough.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Wriggle around a lot.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)

700 calories is an awful lot of masturbatory flailing
an awful lot.
(berk, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I was supposed to go to the gym after shopping but thankfully I had a headache.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)

You have ace eyes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Aw, thankyou very much
I was in Oxford yesterday, and thought of you. I think that's the first time I've been without coming and saying hello!
(berk, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Just as well since I'm in Bristol!
What were you there for?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I had another interview for a job I don't want and which I suspect I will be offered
but I also have an interview next Friday in Oxford for a job I do want, and which I suspect, as I want it, will not be offered.
(berk, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Pretend you don't want it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Best of luck with the one you want
I'm not even getting interviews
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

It took a while for me to get interviews as well
even now, when I've got experience. Fresh out of uni was even harder. Be patient, you'll get something. What kinds of stuff are you applying for?
(berk, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

To be fair not much
I haven't quite come round to the idea that compromise is necessary yet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

A 2ii is not a barrier to a successful career
my advice is to apply for anything and everything that takes your fancy. It;s hardly a major hassle to write an application, after all, and you never know...
(berk, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I'm not even getting 'fuck off and die' letters.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)