I went out after work on Friday and I've just got home.
Why does this sort of thing happen?

Alt: eyes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Because you're a fucking party animal Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Yes! :-)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Don't knacker yourself out before you take us up the pier.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Don't worry Blousie.
I won't do a Winehouse.

How are you honey? What have you done this weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I totally got my hair cut how I wanted it.
You'll hate it though.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Wooh there!
Why would I hate it?

It is universally agreed that my haircut makes me look like a twat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)

It's quite severe.
Nah! you don't look like a twat : )
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Flirty away babes.
I'll be asleep in 10 minutes! :(

How short is your new barnet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Just the sides very short and the top and back really long.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)

You make it sound like a mullet.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I know hahahah!
When I mean very short, I mean shaved which takes it out of mullet territory.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Sounds fun.
What prompted the change?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Her Love for Billy Ray Cirus

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Don't break my heart.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)

My achey breaky heart.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Luckily
I cannot remember any more of the lyrics to this song.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I just don't think you'd understand.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Cause if you break my heart.
My achey breaky heart
Something something something something
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)

*Sobs*
That was beautiful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I'm having another mid life crisis.
I'm overdue.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:42, Reply)

But you rock.
Can't you buy a motorcycle instead?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Getting a hair cut wont kill me Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I don't want you to die.
Have another haircut.

Or buy a sportscar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)

My dad's trying to get me to have a new bimmer he's seen.
Soft top and sporty but I'm happy with what I have. It's only because then he can borrow it when he wants to.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)

If he is prepared to pick up the tab, then take it!
I'm sure you've already said you get free fuel!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I'm not the soft top sporty type Jeff.
I'm the old reliable classic that's a bit knackered type.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)

You're a modern classic Blousie.
I'd take out special insurance for a couple of thousand miles a year on you!

I'll review this after a tab, to see if this comment is as complimentary as it's meant to be.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Hahaha!
Fanku!!
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)

heheheh
I'll overlook your UNFAITHFUL undertones below.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)

What can I say Jeff?
I'm a player.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Get a motorbike.
That's all I can say.

:(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

*sobs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:12, Reply)

every one sems to be doing that lately
well, you, me and Cavey anyway. I don't think it is, I think it something deep that's better expressed in a cartoon I remember, hang on BRB.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:45, Reply)

http://xkcd.com/150/
God I love XKCD on it's good days.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)

hahaha!
I wish there were grown up ball play pen pits.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Balls are very cheap....
all you need is a spare room. Wow, I wonder what it would be like to have sex in a ball pit....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)

*puts up hand*
I have a spare room.
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I have some balls.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)

*formulates a plan*
Very quickly!
( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Did you get any action? Wahey

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

No :(
But I have had a number of shots, we were debating in the pub what's more lethal, that bloke in norway or JD.

How many shots did it take to kill Winehouse?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)