hell no it's the worst place ever
I was brought up near there so it's the sort of place people are like "HEY! let's do Alton Towers! It'll be FUN"

No it won't be fun, it'll be rainy and full of cunts in cagoules and squashed sandwiches and overpriced food and queues and stupid rides which are considerably less fun that people claim and then you spend ages trying to explain to people why going fast and being upside down is NOT FUN and they persuade you onto a ride and it's stupid and it makes you feel horrible and you just wish you'd stayed at home
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:42, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No moaning!
I made the rules clear.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

sorry
I got carried away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I had a great time at Alton Towers
and I don't like rollercoasters. Apart from the runaway mine train.

It's a pleasant place to look at and it was surprisingly not full of cunts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Nope!
I always go the second week after school starts again, on a weekday. Never have to queue and have an awesome time.
( Peej, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1292742
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Nemesis, Rita, Oblivion, and 13 are all fantastic
And all it takes is a little planning to avoid the majority of queues. We tend to go in the second week of September, never queue for more than 20 minutes!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

you just need to not be concerned about sitting with your mates
because then you can join the single person queue and get squeezed in a random spare seat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

The upside to going when we do is that the wait is cut so short we don't mind at all!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I went on a glorious day
so standing around for 45 minutes in the sun chatting with my mrs before a pleasant dunking on the log flume was just fine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)