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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that shit
Seeing as there's been an awful lot of bad news in the media for most of the weekend.

Tell me the good news from your personal lives. No moaning.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:32, 197 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My sister is pregnant for the first time
So I'm pretty damn happy about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Bert?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
this reminds me of the opening speech from Maggot Brain by Funkadelic

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
*researches*
o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Working until Friday then off for a week!
Going to Edinburgh with dj, then going to London to see awesome people. If trains allow.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I've changed the locks
just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Great, I'll call in on Wednesday to drop off my cases and get the replacement key.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
no worries.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I thought I'd do us spaghetti bolognese, you ok with that?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)
aye, go on.
got a few nice bottles of red that'll go with that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Can I bring Tigger?
So he can acclimatise.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
is Tigger a cat?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Genetically, yes.
He's more like a troublesome crackhead human though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
fair enough.
just as long as he has his own pipe, I don't share.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
he bit my face last week.
He doesn't feel pain (crackhead, y'see) but he is afraid of cushions.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
I like Edinburgh a lot,
if only it wasn't so windy all the time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
it's OK at the moment.
sunny and warm and not too windy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Paying for an open top bus tour of Edinburgh was one of the more stupid decisions I've ever made.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Who am I kidding it's not even in the top hundred.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Liverpool's well windy so I don't mind that.
I just hope it's not too rainy on the days we're mooching about, It can rain when we're at indoor Fringe things. That's allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Am I awesome people? I like being awesome people.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)
My life is one long parade of good news.
Due to my intelligence, attractiveness and tiger-like sexual prowess.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)
And capacity for self-delusion

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
that, too.
I admit I'm not actually stripy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
my mrs and I both have new jobs
both starting when we get back from our honeymoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Awesome news fella!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)
thanks
I'm such a worrier though, even though I know things will be fine I still stress about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
You and me both
I'm getting anxious about missing flight connections, despite having 2 hours in which to hop planes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)
I totally worry about that stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Congrats!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
congratz

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
get. the. fuck. in.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
YAY!
get the croissants shipped to this man IMMEDIATELY
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
thank you all
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Glad to hear it!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Get the fuck IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Fantastic news!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Nice one bruvaaaah!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
All I can think about it my interview
it's a good thing, though. Start of a new era and all that. I feel like I'm walking through nostalgia for the present
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
I have a cheese sandwich
and the waistband of my jeans are loose
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Can you fit the cheese sandwich into the waistband?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
What a waist of a sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
that's the sort of thinking we like around here
problem solving. good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Would you say you were back to having a Teenage Waistband?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)
After Sonisphere perhaps a Teenage Wristband :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I had sex again
that's twice in 4 months, some people don't get that in a lifetime.

Also My wife pre-ordered me The Old Republic and is taking me to Alton Towers for my birthday so I no longer have anything bad to say about her, she has bought her way back in to my affections.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Alton Towers is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)
hell no it's the worst place ever
I was brought up near there so it's the sort of place people are like "HEY! let's do Alton Towers! It'll be FUN"

No it won't be fun, it'll be rainy and full of cunts in cagoules and squashed sandwiches and overpriced food and queues and stupid rides which are considerably less fun that people claim and then you spend ages trying to explain to people why going fast and being upside down is NOT FUN and they persuade you onto a ride and it's stupid and it makes you feel horrible and you just wish you'd stayed at home
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)
No moaning!
I made the rules clear.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
sorry
I got carried away
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I had a great time at Alton Towers
and I don't like rollercoasters. Apart from the runaway mine train.

It's a pleasant place to look at and it was surprisingly not full of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
Nope!
I always go the second week after school starts again, on a weekday. Never have to queue and have an awesome time.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1292742
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Nemesis, Rita, Oblivion, and 13 are all fantastic
And all it takes is a little planning to avoid the majority of queues. We tend to go in the second week of September, never queue for more than 20 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
you just need to not be concerned about sitting with your mates
because then you can join the single person queue and get squeezed in a random spare seat
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
The upside to going when we do is that the wait is cut so short we don't mind at all!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I went on a glorious day
so standing around for 45 minutes in the sun chatting with my mrs before a pleasant dunking on the log flume was just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
SW:TOR?
I'll be playing that for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Details please
I'm generally ignorant of forthcoming games releases until they're no longer forthcoming. Which format, first of all?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
PC and maybe Xbox/PS3
It's an MMORPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Which they have been banging on about for years
and STILL doesn't have a release date despite now being available for preorder.

Thinks Warcraft but with Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Late this year I thought?
Gonna go Sith, you?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Not decided yet
I'd rather be Sith than Jedi. I might have several characters like people do on Warcraft. I quite fancy being a bounty hunter.

p.s. "later this year" Isn't a release date though
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Not a specific release date, no, I'll concede that
I hope they don't follow the route of the other SW online game, where you could only have one character per server. My main will probably be a Sith assassin.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh
No way am I getting it for PC, I'll be in some incredibly deep shit if I do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I doubt it will be on xbox or ps3
Pretty sure its PC only
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Hogging the laptop to play a Star Wars MMORPG for hours on end
is the quickest route to No Sex Ever Boulevard I can imagine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
I'm building a super PC at work in anticipation

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I cannot adequately explain in text form how far beyond my capabilities that is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)
building PCs is easy
even I've done it. It's like stickle bricks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
A magazine I read
once described building a PC "like Lego, only with a slightly higher risk of horrific electrical death".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
and much better kudos from
people who don't realise how easy it is.

for some reason no one is impressed when you build stuff from lego
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Not even that unless you try hard
The maximum internal voltage (outside the PSU) should be 12V
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Indeed
and even then you'd have to be stupid enough to plug it in before assembling the rest of the machine.

It amused me, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)
The capacitors in the PSU can hold a charge,
for the rest you stand more chance of damaging the PC than yourself if you fiddle while running, and usually not even that. I've not actually killed on since I forced the power supply from a 286 onto a 386 mobo as then plug styles were 'close enough'. lots of magic smoke escaped but no one was hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)
All this egg-sucking instruction
over a passage that amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Well, you youing'uns need telling
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I just wanted to join in with the big boys
so I looked like less of a pathetic arty person and more of a techy.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
There's no risk of that unless you plug it in and turn it on

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)
it's no fun without the danger

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)
I routinely plug mine in when its spread out on my desk
Electricity never killed anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)
plug it in, yes
(that stops static problems) but just don't turn it on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Life is good
The sun is shining, I have good friends, enough money to get by for once and I'm actually going to manage a summer holiday for the first time in 3 years.

I am easily pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)
those are good things
nothing wrong with being pleased by them
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Well, indeed it's almost all I need for total happiness.
I have no need to be rich ans successful and shit like that. Swipy's life would make me most unhappy, as indeed mine would her I am sure.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
same here

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I'm going to motherfucking Japan next week
I had an awesome weekend in Devon, and next weekend I have some lovely friends coming to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Have hotels and shit got cheaper since the Tsunami?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)
They did for a few months
Most hostels were doing special offers. They've since stopped that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
I'm waiting for a 2 week deal to Lybia to come available.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
imagine comedy strikethrough NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
A funny strikethrough is beyond my imagination.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
I have reached the conclusion that "comedy" isn't necessarily funny in the slightest

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
or just a strikethrough to teach him to spell.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
It's a valid regional variation.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
from which region?
retardedshire?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
shame you couldn't drop by
but to be honest I was a hungover, cold-riddled, stressed mess yesterday, so probably for the best
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I didn't set off til gone 6pm, and it's a 3.5 hour drive back
Next time, Gadget, next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
I feel better
so I'll probably be going on holidays to Asturias and Castilla-León in 2 weeks. Looking forward to that!

And we're organizing a week holiday in narrow boat in Wales. That should be fun too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Chuffed to have managed the marathon walk yesterday
Am waddling like I've been savagely bummed today. Even better news - the 6-year-old nephew has asked me nicely to show him Star Wars. I have reluctantly agreed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I thought you were meant to run marathons?
was it actually 26 and a bit miles?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Yeah well Ms Foxtrot wanted to do a marathon before she turns 30
and that was not feasible inside 6 weeks. We ran about 5 miles of it!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
that's pretty far
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Thank you
I've got a blister on my little toe the size of my little toe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
perhaps it's your toe?
have you miscounted?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Are you saying I can't count to two?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

twosix
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
I can hardly mistake this blister for anything other than my little toe
But it really is the same size as my little toe

Sorry, I'm even less entertaining than usual today. Too much work and cricket to be kept up with. I've barely even got time to complain vociferously about my achey everything.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I'm rich, no work to do until October then off to Chicago to teach before coming back for christmas
then another break. Am also somehow going out with one girl this friday and a different girl at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Are you Bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
are you bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
YUP

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
People keep offering me jobs I don't want
but I have interviews for jobs that I do. And they're all on considerably more money than I'm getting at the minute, so YAY for not being horrendously impoverished any more. Assuming of course I'm offered one of them.

Sadly that's the only thing I can think of.
(berk, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Good luck
that's good enough news for this thread.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
it's getting there
so good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Best of luck!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
How's it going with Tennis Boy?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
I may be living with a closet b3tan.
I walked in on her singing "I love horses".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
or a closet zoophile

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
damn you knowing those words
and being quicker to type!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
fuck me, we're all SO predictable.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Yup.
She claims to have heard it on Scott Mills, but I don't believe her. I'm sure I heard her muttering "badger badger badger" the other day.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
it's all mainstream now
not just for us elite nerds
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
She's as nerdy as I am.
If not worse- she knows more about Harry Potter than I do.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)
or someone into beastiality

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
that or an equaphile.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Or a..a..HORSE FUCKER!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
*tens*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
*hooves*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
also, my latest tattoo is healing nicely with no ink loss so far.
double-win.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)
the good news in my personal life involves a LOT of moaning
but in a good way. (as you have no idea how girls sound when they are actually enjoying sex, i thought this needed clarifying.) and my firm has given me a really generous payrise, which makes me feel good about what they think of me.

i am really shocked by the amy winehouse thing, not that i knew her or anything that gives me reason to be upset, but i do think it's v sad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
why do you hate norwegians?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
i lived with 2 of them in a houseshare
and i'm very racist, apparently.

no, that has sickened me too, the pictures of the flowers outside the cathedral and the survivors were awful.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
sorry, it was a reference
to a cartoon that's doing the rounds today
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Regarding Amy Winehouse
I am not at all shocked, nor do I particularly care.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
Same here. I got roundly told off at work
because she's a "genius" and it's "terrible". Sure, she was a decent singer, but that doesn't make you a genius. Also, her songs sucked and I'm frankly amazed that she didn't die earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
shocked?
It's possibly the most predictable thing that's happened in the last month. It's sad when anybody loses their life but it's hardly a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
even when you expect death
it is a surprise when it actually happens. Death is natural yet seems the most unnatural state to exist
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Can anyone honestly say they were surprised that an habitual drug and alcohol abuser carked it at a young age?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
not in general

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)
my first thought was how old was she?
27?

overdose.

I blame Pete Doherty.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
it seems a travesty that Justin Beiber is still alive
I'll say that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
it's just the fact that she was only 27
that makes it so shocking, even though she abused herself beyond belief. what a massive waste of life.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
The only shocking thing about it is that she made it to 27 in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
They tried to make me sympathetic
but I say no, no, no
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)
A waste of life, yes
A shock, fuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)
agreed
but still can't say I find it in any way shocking. I'm surprised she made it as long as she did.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Yeah, I was at a party whent he news started going around.
I felt as though it had already happened. It was so inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Always with the sluttery ! Have you ever thought to yourself "I know, today I'll be a good girl and have some KFC instead" ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)
i would do
if kfc made vegetarian food. it's all their fault.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)
If only they sold just crispy fried chicken skins =(((((((((
Still, it doesn't stop anyone enjoying your greasy bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
hey
there is nothing greasy or bucket-like about my greasy bucket!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Does it have the cernal.... curnal....ermm..... Mark Twain's face on it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
My personal life's a bit boring at the moment.
Nothing much going on. This is despite basically being the perfect specimen of a human being, as I'm sure I've proved over the last few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
do we get tickets to the gun show, soon?
I've seen no actual evidence of this perfect specimism (it's a new word, deal with it)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
See all of my replies to b3th in the last week or so.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
are you trying to pull her?
you know she's married, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Haha, no.
I don't even know how I got started, but now I have, I can't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
it's because she lives in Weston
she's absorbed loads of smack, and now you are addicted
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)
All I know of Weston is that it's a British seaside town, which means it's guaranteed to be a hole
and occasionally some people on motocross bikes race on the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
it's worse than you imagine
although the new sea defences are quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
You know, I think I heard that very thing somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
it was worse than anywhere i had imagined

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
My darling children have finished for the summer holidays
So that's three less pack-ups to make in the morning and 100% less Scooby Doo whilst I eat my breakfast. Well, for about five minutes anyway. Somehow something that usually takes a good ten minutes of yelling, pulling off duvet covers and threats on school mornings takes no effort whatsoever when I want to relax with a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I got invited to lunch with a couple of girls on my course today.
That actually made me feel really good. I've felt really shy all year at uni and this is the second time I've been invited out somewhere by these girls.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
They're grooming you. They'll slip something into your drink
then scissor-rape you and steal your money.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
not helpful I suspect

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I take umbrage at that.
I am the very soul of helpfulness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
yes indeed.
Remind me never to hang out where you have access to either scissors or my drink.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
No, not actual scissors.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
okay...?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Scissoring.
Because they're girls.

I'm going to have to draw a diagram, aren't I.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I don't want you to.
I figured it out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Aw, but I had Paint open and everything :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
Accurate photoshops would be better.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)
A girl I was talking to many, many years ago
sent me a photo of that once. It looked like a lot of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
not really : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)
someone has been watching a LOT of porn lately
and by "someone" i mean "KRONEY".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is great. Why the shyness? You did alright meeting strangers off the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
because everybody here at this uni already knows each other,
and because meeting strangers off the internet was easier cos I'd spoken to you all via gaz at least once or twice and gotten to know you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I just figured you were the bubbly outgoing type : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
not really.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Well I knew you didn't have a lot of friends but I assumed it was just because you're quite mature for your age and live in a small community.
I say go for it and mingle. You'll be surprised how quickly to get used to speaking to complete strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I'm happy enough at the minute.
Work's ok. Private life is ok. I've stopped trying to look normal.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
by the way, I LOVE your new hair.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Thanks Petal : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
seconded
looks great
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
thirded
although it needs a CDC shaved into the side.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Well, I should be buying my first digs over the next couple of months, and I'm thinking about how I can do it up nicely, and that's pretty cool.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Buying your first place is excellent - and terrifying
I remember shitting myself about not being able to pay the mortgage, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

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