FreeFare began to move, slowly at first.
And then increasing his pace, he grabbed Monty's tumescent boner, and started pumping for all he was worth. They moved, back and forth, rolling around the bed, each lost in their passing and lust for each other. Monty bit the pillow to stifle a cry.

FreeFare's pace increased, until he could take it no more, and he came. Monty came at the same time, with the stimulation of his prostate and FreeFare's reacharound, and both collapsed on the bed, completely out of breath.

Monty felt totally disgusted with himself, and kicked FreeFare out into the street, naked and covered with sweat, hoping to never see him again.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'Ask fucking Nick Clegg to take you in.'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I think that one line is possibly funnier than everything I've written in my last few posts.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

As do I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

You would, I just had you biting the pillow.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

*applauds*
a work of poetic genius good sir.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

now wash your hands

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Yes Miss.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I'm glad you appreciate it.
I just explained what I was doing to a colleague. They gave me a look of something along the lines of 0_o.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I'm so glad none of my colleagues notice my silent quaking as I endeavoured to keep my mirth inside.
Explaining that would have been hard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

rule 1: never explain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Miss, miss
Why?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)