It was a case of
"Shit, she's twenty five, she's definitely far more experienced in the sack than me and I haven't shagged anyone for a couple months. I better do some out of the box stuff to make it look like I actually know what I'm doing".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You really did do something 'out of the box'
Her dirt box.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

:/

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

She's only twenty five not fifty five.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

But she probably doesn't need ID for tabs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I panicked.
Plus the fact we'd been doing coke all day and there was no way I was going to jizz in her fanny for ages, we were at it for so long I thought my back was going to give way so I needed a time out. She loved it anyway, so I stuck a finger up there afterwards as well cos I'm smooth like that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

So not only did you give her a night to remember.
you checked her prostate.

Barry. I've learnt a lot, I'll be a better partner in the future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I hope she didn't have one 0_o

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

The amount of times I need to pee I must have one.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Nah, that's just weak pelvic floor muscles.
Tena lady or make the muscles stronger by doing the exercises.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I'm a thoughtful man at heart.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

heheehe!
Barry you're a hoot.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)