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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Ask them to do "The Elivator pitch" and every 5 seconds go "Ding... Floor 1, Door Opening, Doors Closing", "Ding.... Floor 2, Door Opening, Doors Closing", "Ding.... Floor 4, Door Opening, Doors Closing..... wait, what the fuck? we missed a floor ! Hold o
n, let's get out here. and try again"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:59,
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15 years ago)
yeah, and do the whole thing standing up side by side
and act out the getting out and getting back in again.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:05,
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Then drop a hideous fart and start whistling tunelessly and looking at the floor.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:08,
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