I'd be too intimidated.
Swipe's sexual expectations are far too high for me to keep up with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ah yes.
You'd have to be able to keep up with her stud of a new man. A rotating big veiny strap-on would be the only way.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

no she wouldn't
the mere suggestion that there had been any scissoring activity would be enough to keep him going at it 3 times a night, 8 nights a week, for the next 137 years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Fucking hell.
That's a long time.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

yeah
he is good at the sex though. it wouldn't feel that long.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

After all that time
I think you'd lose all feeling in your clopper.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)