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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In 18 years of using the internet.
I have never once got my old chap out on webcam or sent a picture of it to anyone.

Haven't found a wide-angle lens big enough yet.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
is that so you can use the
perspective compressing effects of wide angle to make your cock look bigger than it's surroundings?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Bugger, I hadn't thought of that.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
well I wouldn't go as far as
fish eye - it'll just make it look a funny shape.

on a DLR I'd go with 18mm
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I have no idea what you're on about now.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
I am channelling my photography fu
and leaving you the opportunity to imply you have a tiny 18mm cock
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Not falling for that.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
then you are definitely doing the internet wrong
correct the wrong. cockgaz me. cockgaz me up real nice, baby.

i won't post it on here or anything.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
No.
Someone sent me a minge in an email once. I don't think it was theirs, as it was all blue and drippy.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

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