One of my co-workers has just turned to me and said
"I'm sure one of these days I'm going to turn on the news and see your face on something about a huge plot that's taken years of planning or something."

When I said, "Well, now I'm going to have to kill you first" she seemed a bit worried.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you may want to reconsider your beard
beards are what the bad guys have. Does the Norway guy have a beard? If not, that changes the whole game
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

He doesn't
Right now, he has no hair on his face at all.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

my world-view
is shattered
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Now
I understand if you'd had a reason to HATE US ALL!!! Before, you should have hated only bearded people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)

it's all very confusing
I am quite proud to have what must be the worst/shortest/most ignored flounce in history.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

My other co-worker leaned over and said
"it's alright, he was planning on killing us all anyway."

I'm not sure about my reputation at work now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)