They measure time in wheezing breaths and desperate gobfulls of cake.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

One battenburg two battenburg three battenburg WHEEEEEEZE.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Speaking of relativity and perception
I'm coming to the conclusion that you are either a cunt or funny depending on my mood, Schrödinger's arsehole if you will.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Splendid.
I'm afraid I haven't a clue who you are but I am quite willing to pretend to care about your opinion if it makes you feel better.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Much, thank you.
*happyface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

That's my good deed for the day.
Back to pulling the teeth of live kittens.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Well there'd be no point pulling the teeth of dead ones.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

it's not your mood
it's who he is aimed at.

QOTW would be a lot worse if it weren't for the good Doctor.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Maybe but offtopic is fine as it is.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Oh come now.
Nobody is dullwitted enough to believe that this place has reached the dizzy heights of "fine".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

And yet you still grace us with your presence.
How far the great have fallen.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

You're welcome.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

See below.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Perhaps there are people that dullwitted after all.
Sad times for the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Chin up!

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

You say that every time someone new you're not trying to fuck posts here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

How do you know I'm not trying to fuck the Dr?
I've seen him. I wouldn't throw him out of bed.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

This might be true
I can't remember who he was aimed at when I when I decided he was a cunt. Actually no one in particular I think so probably not. Anyone I consider a friend on here can look after them selves.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)