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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to start a new thread because I can, so there.
It is said that time speeds up as you get older and the years seem to fly by. Who believes this to be true? Also why does time fly by when you're enjoying yourself but drag when you're not?

These questions must be answered and I don't have Stephen Hawkings phone number so who will oblige?

I did read a kid's book about Einstein a while ago but didn't understand much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:32, 256 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I think time flies as you get older
because you tend to do more and more stuff automatically, without thinking about it, if you are not careful this can become your whole life.

Drags when you're not having fun because you've got nothing better to do than think about it? I don't know for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Interesting!
I also think that kids live in the moment more so maybe this makes time go slower.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)
It's true
summer holidays seemed to last a really long time, whereas now it's all like 'oh, it's the weekend again already?'
(berk, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Summer holidays in the seventies lasted millions of days. Truefact!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
^this
And the only time it wasn't summer in the seventies, it was christmas. Also trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
^this
And we always had at least five inches of snow every christmas and the school radiators were always breaking down so we hardly spent any time at school in teh winter.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
And christmas presents always came in massive boxes
and we were never given socks and pants as presents. And Father Christmas wasn't called Santa, and he wasn't a paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
And the summers were always too warm and I looked good in hot pants.
I have the photo to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I was quite possibly the roundest child you would ever have seen
There's a cracking picture of me, aged four, in massive granny pants and nowt else, squinting at the camera with the most amazing beer gut.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I looked quite hot up until the age of seven.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Good job Father Christmas wasn't a paedo, then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
God, could you imagine the scandal if he was? He's been working with children for centuries.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)
That would make sense
Someone said, Kids live in the present, adults in the future and old people in the past, or it might have been the other way round between children and adults, but that makes no sense. Like this post really, but I've written it now so I'm hitting 'post'
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)
dunno about stephen hawking
but stephen king says something about how being 6 is not actually in real time and that's why childhood only seems to have lasted a few seconds when you look back at it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I don't know how a Physist would help with this obviously psychological question.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Time and relativity innit.
How time is relative to one's perception of it.

Clutches at straws.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Time is relative to the speed and mass of the observer
not their mood.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Pfft!
Open your mind Chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)
my mind is constantly open but sceptical,
that's why I don't believe that leprechauns carry phone signals over the wires of the BT network.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
But they could....
They could, it would explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Of course it's not leprechauns.
It's the phone fairies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
What, people with iPhones?
*innocent face*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
IT WAS FREE OK!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
and ribbed, how could a girl resist.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Why?
The fact that time is relative to the speed and mass of the observer, means the observer's perception is taken into account and therefore why not their entire perception such as their mood?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
The observer in this example is a point of observation rather than a person.
Speed and mass interact with space time at very high speeds and very high masses. Like the size of suns and the speed of light. The tiny electrical charges firing off in our head do not manipulate space time.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Have you seen his prescription?
He probably has enough medicine to form a small black hole in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Speaking purely philosophically though
There can be no observation without an actual observer, a point of observation is all very well, but there must be a conscious entity to have the perception.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
And this is why all philosophy departments should have been burned to the ground in February 1970.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Spoken like a true materialist.
I happen to think there's room for both in this world, but it won't distress me to find you disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You don't "happen to think" at all.
Your thoughts are entirely the result of your brain's material existence. Although in this case that material would probably be better used for fuel or animal feed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This is an opinion
One could equally hold that my brain's material existence is a product of my thoughts.

To put it simply: We know of the world through our perceptions, we have nothing else, these perceptions are a function of the brain, therefore our knowledge of the world comes through our brains. I would be quite surprised it the limitations of our brains did not affect our ability to perceive, and therefore our concepts of reality.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

simply inanely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Meh.
Give any actual argument of your own, rather than sniping at other peoples with out making a case of your own and I may value your opinion (because of course this is so important to you(this is sarcasm BTW, just to be clear)).

I'm sure there are holes in my beliefs/arguments/whatever and it might be an interesting conversation to have, but if you don't want to have it,I shan't loose any sleep.

Now make some quick and easy comment that implies I'm a moron and fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You replied to a post about Relativity with a half-remembered bit of Berkeley.
Simultaneously obsolete and a non sequitur.

No offence, but I didn't really need to type anything at all for you to look like a moron.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
The universe exists when we close our eyes.
There's little point talking about philosophy and Einsteinian physics, there is some validity talking about observation in quantum physics but the quantum effects fall away when you're talking about any time changing scales of mass or velocity.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Weak argument.
there are several other senses and if you successfully shut them all off you'd have no evidence that the universe continued to exist. You might infer from the fact that it was still there when you reconnected to it that is had always been there, but you could equally infer that the fridge light stays on with the door closed, but I don't believe this to be the case.

I'm not even touching physics Einsteinian or otherwise as I am ill equipped to do so which is why I started my post with "Speaking purely philosophically".
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
It doesn't warrant even a weak argument to refute such a fatuous dollop of sixth form navel-gazery.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Just because you lack the ability, no need to get snippy about it.
It's just a logic game is all, useful exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Wow.
You'll be bragging about your amazing Sudoku skills next.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I am a Black Belt
3rd Dan Grand Master at Sudoku.

Are you actually a doctor of some kind?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
It doesn't surprise me.
They're of a kind. Pointless brain fodder for people with nothing constructive to think about. Mental line dancing.

Yes. I'm a doctor of some kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
OK, I guess the Sarcasm wasn't evident in text form, never mind.
Which kind, out of curiosity?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Mathematics.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Thank you.
This makes a lot of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I doubt it, petal.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
If I have four sisters and I give each sister four lemon and two potatoes, how many peices of fruit will there be in total.
Just testing. Anyone can say they're a mathmatician on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Is a potato a fruit?
I can never remember.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
shush!
It's a trick question.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Don't try tricking him.
He's a doctor, he'll be able to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
"Anyone can say they're a mathmatician on the internet."
Apart from you, seemingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
And...................another negative comment.
Looks like I'm not the only consistant one.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
You could call him a troll
and watch him get indignant and link to Wikipedia articles that disagree with whatever his definition is. At least last time that happened he fucked off again for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
He went on holiday.
He'll have saved up a whole heap of witty comments for us.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Woo, and indeed Yay.
Y'know, I never used to like the HSH threads much, but given the people who seem to have really disliked them, it's almost worth confirming some people's pre-conceptions and trying to revive the tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
You're right.
I spent the entire festival planning what I'd say if a BGN made a slightly dim reply to a comment about relativity. That's just how I roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
"consistent"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
He's like Dr Zeuss.
Looks nice in a hat and talks bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
but it doesn't rhyme Blousie
I like it better when it rhymes
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
The orangutan from Planet of the Apes?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Thats the chap.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
His name was Seuss and he wasn't a doctor and he didn't habitually wear a hat.
You're like the Magic Porridge Pot of Wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
At least I'm consistant.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
All speeds and all masses.
The effect increases at higher velocities and masses.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Kinda sorta not really.
The predicted effects are only measurable at large speeds and masses and even if they could be measured down at the size of Gonzo's Jewfro-wrapped bonce, General Relativity breaks down as a model when things get small.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
You can just about measure it with atomic clocks on long haul flights
but even then it's ten to the minus 16 seconds or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Are you saying Gonz has a nose like an airbus?
You terrible anti-semite.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
are you saying that fat people experience time differently?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
They measure time in wheezing breaths and desperate gobfulls of cake.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
One battenburg two battenburg three battenburg WHEEEEEEZE.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Speaking of relativity and perception
I'm coming to the conclusion that you are either a cunt or funny depending on my mood, Schrödinger's arsehole if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Splendid.
I'm afraid I haven't a clue who you are but I am quite willing to pretend to care about your opinion if it makes you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Much, thank you.
*happyface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
That's my good deed for the day.
Back to pulling the teeth of live kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Well there'd be no point pulling the teeth of dead ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
it's not your mood
it's who he is aimed at.

QOTW would be a lot worse if it weren't for the good Doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Maybe but offtopic is fine as it is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Oh come now.
Nobody is dullwitted enough to believe that this place has reached the dizzy heights of "fine".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
And yet you still grace us with your presence.
How far the great have fallen.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
You're welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
See below.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Perhaps there are people that dullwitted after all.
Sad times for the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Chin up!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
You say that every time someone new you're not trying to fuck posts here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
How do you know I'm not trying to fuck the Dr?
I've seen him. I wouldn't throw him out of bed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
This might be true
I can't remember who he was aimed at when I when I decided he was a cunt. Actually no one in particular I think so probably not. Anyone I consider a friend on here can look after them selves.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
This year went well quick so far, except for one night when I couldn't get my hands on my tablets, that night lasted about 3 days, but the rest of the year has gone in 3 and a half months so far.
Time is reliative, right? Yeah', so I don't see why time shouldn't be effected by your perception of it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Maybe we're just more aware of the time. Because we use it to organize and plan everything.
Where as when you're a kid, you know you have to be at school at a certain time, get to leave at a certain time and you go to bed at a certain time. Between that the possibilities are endless.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I went on the chair-o-planes this weekend.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3gvdszc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Your preoccupation with Cheryl Cole is a little unsettling sweetie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3u78ate
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Look at the earings ffs.
*shakes sense into Kristine*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
the only explanation is that Cheryl Cole is a pirate

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)
She could shiver my timbers. If you know what I mean.
I mean that I find her sexually attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I LET YOU HAVE YOUR FUN WITH JEFF, DAMNIT

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
But he's talented and attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
As is she.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I'm definintely getting you tested for altzhiemers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
BUT BLOUSIE
what ever happened to "you like what you like, and I like what I like"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
That's thrown out the window where she's concerned.
I'm doing it for your own good. You'll thank me one day : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3dmpcus
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
WHY AYE MAN PET MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Definitely
when I was a kid, an hour's lesson seemed like the longest span of time in the world. Now an hour is gone in a flash
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
It's bollocks. Time stood still for me between 1995 and three years ago when my kid was born.
Interminable years of drudgery and ignoble servitude, punctuated by mammoth drink and drug binges as a pathetic and ultimately hopeless attempt to achieve some kind of temporary levity.

Fucking woo to old age.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Only the lyrics of 'Green Day' help to lighten my otherwise bleak existence.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I find a nice bit of Backstreet Boys helps to lighten my mood.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Backstreet Boys are more likely to lighten my stomach than my mood.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3c4bydp
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
*runs up the 'Rocky Steps' in Philadelphia whooping and punching the air*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
How about NKOTBSB?
www.nkotbsb.com/

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Oh dear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
No thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Ok, how about ELOMD?
www.elomd.com
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I'm OK thanks but I appreciate the thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I am SO FUCKING ANGRY I missed this
:((((((((((((

New Kids on the Block, I hate their old stuff but I've got the new cd
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I am even more fucking angry that that Norwegian chappie also missed this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
you want me to die?
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
No, I want the cavalcade of simpletons that is NKOTBSBHLTRV to die.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
have you considered a career as a motivational speaker?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Hahahah
'Next up, we have Monty Boyce on 'why there's really no point in trying, and how the inevitability of decay and death makes all endeavour pointless and a little pathetic'. Followed by a short break for coffee and networking'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I can't ever imagine you networking!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I've had to do it at internet retailer conferences.
My version of networking involves getting as much free food and drink down my gaping maw as I possibly can and then hiding outside smoking and refusing to talk to anyone.

Fucking employee gold, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Haha!
With a "Don't you fucking dare talk to me" scowl no doubt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Yup, with my very best supercilious unapproachable sneer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
And my suppurating helmet hanging out of the fly of my trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Nothing says 'leave me alone' like a gangrenous bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Hello Monty.
There was a Hawkwind documentary on BBC4 on Sunday night, did you see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I certainly did. It's superb - very glad to have it recorded at last.
Hello to you, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I don't believe it.
You're normally so fluffy and user friendly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I reckon it might be worth a shot
people are just too damn cheerful these days
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I love you Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Bach atcha, Mistress Blouson.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Spangles, eh...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I never liked them much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I don't like how as each year passes
that cost of butter seems to rise. What's that all about, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Fucking price of a loaf of bread at the moment!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I blame the government.
Or Smurfs. It could be Smurfs.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
One pound fucking fifty!
For a loaf of fucking bread!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I know!!!!!
It's almost cheaper to employ an immigrant and have them make it from scratch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
The thing is
if you're prepared to eat that doughy grey cardboard shit, you can get it for about 49p a loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
That's the thing that used to piss me off the most
when I lived with students. Cheap bread - false economy.

And that they are whining self-satisfied cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Cheap lavatory paper is an even worse 'economy'.
It simply will not do.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Although I find the Quilted
stuff just spreads it around. Especially if it is particularly rich shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
You need something rough for a bit of grip on the bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Such as Bronco 'Hardwipe'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I just use a brick normally.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Lightweight.
I just bake it on with a hairdryer and wait for it to drop off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
belt sander if you're in a hurry

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Conversely, Kleenex triple velvet with aloe vera
is fucking shit. Our bathroom looked like Bobby Sands' prison cell the first time I used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Or am I thinking of the wrong person?
Some IRA prisoner that smeared shit up the walls as a protest, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Sands it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Thought so.
Anyway, yeah - triple velvet. Awful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
even with Izal
you'd have to go some to fling it all over the walls, surely...?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I was exaggerating.
really, if you're going to wipe your arse with triple velvet, then you may as well reach into the bowl for your shit and smear it all over yourself; the effect is pretty much the same. I thought I'd forgotten how to wipe my arse the first time I used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Hahahahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Luckily I cottoned on quickly
and NEVER BOUGHT THE GOD AWFUL STUFF AGAIN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I'm more concerned about bacon. $6.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
The cows keep asking for more money.
I blame the unions.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You mean moonions.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
*facepalm*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Oh come on Blousie, that was comedy gold
if you happen to be five years old
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
bull

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Pull the udder one.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Alright don't milk it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
What can I say, these pun offs give me the horn.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Well, you are pasture best.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Shut it Monty.
I got no beef with you, so stop ribbing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
*(cow)pats on head*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
(h)oof!

(TheColonel, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I read that as onions

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
i read it as unicorns

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Any Londoners like Jaffa cakes?
Apparently "The Cult of Jaffa" are looking for "Jaffanistas" on Argyll Street, London from 3.30PM - 7PM today.

If you can bear that sort of marketing I imagine you can stuff your face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I reckon Monty could be up for that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Could be some GREAT NETWORKING OPPORTUNITIES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
At my school if you were a 'jaffa' that meant your testicles had yet to begin sperm production.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Seedless, mate!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This made me proper lol
d.imgb.in/imgbin_4e2ecd24d6dcf3.51031905.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
For the love of Mohammed.
Won't somebody think of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
What's wrong with me?
I've eaten four Crunchie bars and a Jamaican pattie instead of a real lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
and me
i have just hooned off birthday cakes all day, nothing sensible or savoury. and i'm out for dinner :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Now I want a Crunchie.
Curse you, Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I never want one ever again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I'm wearing nothing but a Crunchie.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Now I have in my mind that revolting picture of Iggy Pop with a dollar bill stuck to his penis.
Thanks Doc. Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I'm here to help.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)
hey!
oh wait, I changed my name

man, it was nice to feel wanted for a moment, there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Mmmmmm.
Jamaican pattie.

Cold?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Hell no. MICRO-POWER!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Good.
They are a bit manky cold. Fatty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
The cooking instructions make me LOL.
Microwave from chilled: 1m30
From frozen: 1m40

That cannot be right, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Haha.
The extra 10 seconds makes all the difference.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Sounds OK.
A chiller will be roughly 20°C warmer than a freezer. You'll be wanting to heat it up and hold it above a certain temperature for a short time. Say above 70 for 30 seconds. So you need about a minute to heat it up from chilled and a minute plus about 20% to heat it up from frozen.

They've probably done their sums.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
^ this is my official entry for the Dullest Post of the Week Award ^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Assuming this is right, is it mere paranoia that leads most supermarket 'ready meals'
to have 'from frozen' cooking times set at almost double the chilled ones, then?


EDIT this is my contender
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I can't say I've dedicated much time to studying microwave guideline times.
But twice the time doesn't make much sense unless supermarket deep freezers are a lot colder than domestic ones.

(we've got this dullness contest nailed here ... everybody else is playing for bronze)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)
WE'RE BOTH WINNERS HERE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Was it one of those you get in the international food shop with the abnormally yellow pastry?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I love 'em.
I find the spiciest one is the veg one.
Sometimes when hungover I would put lots of brown sauce on a hot veg pattie and wash it down with Red Bull. Fucking yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I have never had the veg one.
I do love the beef, lamb and chicken ones though. Caribbean food is fucking great. I want to get into African food too - some of the African stews they sell at the farmer's market by my house smell gorgeous, as I walk by on my way to get black pudding scotch eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Are those yellow patties really Caribbean food?
What's that paste stuff inside them?
I do like the stews and curries you can get round here when there's a festival of some sort or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Yeah they're Jamaican. I first had them at Carnival in the 80s SO THEY MUST BE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)
No, they went of their own accord
or summat
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I might have to get one on the way home now...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
There are a couple of African restaurants in Peckham that are worth a visit.
Have you been to the Sth African BBQ place on Brick Lane?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Nope - I had no idea there was one.
CALL MYSELF A TRUE COCKNEY?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Fucking plastic cockney.
Go back to Hampshire.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
http://www.south-african-bbq.com/
i reckon you'd like this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Roasted corn with lemon curry butter is awesome.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
The South African restaurant I went to in Portugal was fantastic
The kebab I had was mental. They do know how to grill meat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I'm sorry but the words'worth a visit' and 'Peckham' have no business being in the same sentence.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Sadly, I often do
As it's just down the road and has more atmosphere than New Cross
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
You're just up the road from me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Ahh, you were the guy in Lewisham
I was trying to remember you the other might, Barry said he was in Blackheath I think it was, I was suggesting a mini-bash as we're all neighbours. I don't think he was too keen. Not sure I am either, given the kind of people who live in Lewisham, I have to look down on someone....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Looking down from lofty New Cross. Haha.
I'm up for a pint. I wouldn't pick the 'Sham either.

Blackheath is good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
There are not many places (well not in London) I can look down on.
Blackheath I don't really know, but it seems nice. I am up for a pint in theory, in reality my next free evening is *thinks hard* probably about a fortnight away so better to revisit the idea nearer the time.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Sounds good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
There's not enough room to swing a Damilola down there these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Should have
worn his stab vest. Like the rest of us.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I bought a Prawn/Crabstick, Bacon and Avacardo sandwich and it is unedibley horrible and OH WOE IS ME, WHY DOES LIFE ALWAYS KICK ME IN THE BOLLOCKS WHEN I'M ON THE FLOOR ?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I _could_ have gone to Marks and gotten a simple ham and mustard, and enjoyed it, been well happy with it, but nooooo, smarty pants here had to go to the posh place like a fucking cunt who deserves not to have a decent lunch. And now I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)
The bread is rock-hard too even though it's been in a bag since I bought it.
Fucking rank piece of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)
And now it's too late to get lunch because I'm cooking AMAZING FOOD tonight for dinner that I'm really looking forward too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)
You're right, Fuck This Shit, I'm going tescos.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)
You can slag off artificial preservatives all you like but they do, err, preserve food....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)
atrificial preservatives
the only thing keeping you alive?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Him and Lemmy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
We are kindred spirits, Lemmy and me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Both sons of clergymen, both fans of stimulants and old rockabilly music.
ETC
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)
And you look similar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Did you see the recent film about him?
It was called something original like "Lemmy", is was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I saw it at the cinema in Brixton. I am 'into film' you see.
I took a bottle of Jack Daniel's in with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I saw it at the BFI London Film Festival last year
I had to queue up for standby tickets as it sold out in seconds and they only played it in this tiny screen with maybe 30 seats the cunts. /'into film' one-up-manship


I'm surprised you've not met him, you seem to have met all sorts of interesting people.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I've been fortunate in that respect - but never had the pleasure of Lemmy's company.
Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
The world may implode if you to are in the same place at the same time.
Have you ever considered the possibility that he might be your father?

To anyone else that might be an insult....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Name any random person who's seen a guitar in the 70s or 80s, even if they've only seen a picture of a guitar, and Monty would not only have known them, but would consider them a cunt based on personal experiance too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)
OK then, I'll name one
Ian Fraser Kilmister, nice guy, used to roadie for Hendrix.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Ohh, Fraser, Monty knows him well, used to have a fun nickname for him called "The Frasernator", which is like The Terminator only with his name in there...
... he owes Fraser a signed poster from Hendrix because he lost a who-can-throw-a-beer-can-the-furthest bet and monty betted his house. Cunt never paid up though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)
aahahah
this sounds plausible
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I like your version of history Gonz
Tell me about the band he formed, I think I'd like that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)
EVERY BAND IN THE WORLD.... THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OFF, except Semisonic and Eagle Eye Cherry.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Hahaha, oh man, genuine desire to get wasted 24/7, tee heee hoho, shit life, gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I thought a man
with your culinary skills would make his own sarnies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I wish I could see time from sideways on
it always seems mean that we can only travel/experience it in one direction at a set speed (unless you're going pretty darn fast)

I wish I was a Trafalmadorian
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
So it goes.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
also, everyone should read this
www.amazon.co.uk/Live-Safely-Science-Fictional-Universe/dp/1848876823/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1311694805&sr=8-2
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I'm not taking any more recomendations from you until I've read World War Z
and decided if you are to be trusted.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)
i will be very surprised if you don't like WWZ
this book is nothing like it, it's about a time machine repair man in a science fiction universe which runs on science fictional rules. Only better than that sounds.

Same kind of level of coolness as Raw Shark Texts. That has conceptual sharks with travel through ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
See above^

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)
get reading!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)
it's not arived
Ordered from the states at 1c postage, I suspect I may wait a while.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I like World War Z
you should also read the Survival Guide, because it's actually full of (potentially) useful info.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

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