have you considered a career as a motivational speaker?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hahahah
'Next up, we have Monty Boyce on 'why there's really no point in trying, and how the inevitability of decay and death makes all endeavour pointless and a little pathetic'. Followed by a short break for coffee and networking'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I can't ever imagine you networking!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I've had to do it at internet retailer conferences.
My version of networking involves getting as much free food and drink down my gaping maw as I possibly can and then hiding outside smoking and refusing to talk to anyone.

Fucking employee gold, me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Haha!
With a "Don't you fucking dare talk to me" scowl no doubt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Yup, with my very best supercilious unapproachable sneer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

And my suppurating helmet hanging out of the fly of my trousers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Nothing says 'leave me alone' like a gangrenous bellend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Hello Monty.
There was a Hawkwind documentary on BBC4 on Sunday night, did you see it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I certainly did. It's superb - very glad to have it recorded at last.
Hello to you, by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I don't believe it.
You're normally so fluffy and user friendly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I reckon it might be worth a shot
people are just too damn cheerful these days
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)