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have you considered a career as a motivational speaker?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:55,
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Hahahah
'Next up, we have Monty Boyce on 'why there's really no point in trying, and how the inevitability of decay and death makes all endeavour pointless and a little pathetic'. Followed by a short break for coffee and networking'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:04,
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I can't ever imagine you networking!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05,
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I've had to do it at internet retailer conferences.
My version of networking involves getting as much free food and drink down my gaping maw as I possibly can and then hiding outside smoking and refusing to talk to anyone.
Fucking employee gold, me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:10,
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Haha!
With a "Don't you fucking dare talk to me" scowl no doubt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12,
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Yup, with my very best supercilious unapproachable sneer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12,
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And my suppurating helmet hanging out of the fly of my trousers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16,
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Nothing says 'leave me alone' like a gangrenous bellend.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:17,
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Hello Monty.
There was a Hawkwind documentary on BBC4 on Sunday night, did you see it?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:19,
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I certainly did. It's superb - very glad to have it recorded at last.
Hello to you, by the way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:24,
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I don't believe it.
You're normally so fluffy and user friendly.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16,
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I reckon it might be worth a shot
people are just too damn cheerful these days
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:06,
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