Lord's prayer wank, obviously.
Alt: don't ask me. I've been trying to fit a weeks work into every day for the last year or so.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This^
Fucking work

"Our Father....."
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

By September I should have 3 new minions.
that might just get me down to a weeks work per 3 days.

Bonus points for the catholic lord's prayer wank. 3 fewer lines to finish off in and a load more guilt
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Speedwank is the key

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

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That must start to sting after a while.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

a weak wank?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Yep.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

a wank a day keeps the ladies away

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)