Having read your answer
and having a fairly good idea of the likelihood of you doing anything other than arsing about being a wizard, I think I had it spot on.

I'm sure it'll be fine, you are good at what you do and only mental in a way that fits in well with being an art teacher, they will be very silly if they don't employ you, not least because you will unleash your goblin hoard upon them in furious vengeance.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i shall not feed them for a week
hungry goblins are the most violent
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Seriously hope you get it
If not, at least it gives you a good excuse to get out of Wales.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

cheers
I really don't have a back up plan if I don't get it, but getting out of wales is a pretty good idea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Yup.
Or at least Swansea, I was going to try to prove I was harder than h=you based on the crime stats for our different areas. Oh boy was that a bad idea.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I think we have the road with the 2nd highest crime rate in britain.
there's a couple of nice pubs down there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)

How are you for non-KFC fried Chicken franchises?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I don't think there are any
we're beyond that shit, it's all about the chip shops with shonky health records

My friend prefers one over the other near him on the basis that the percentage of times he's got food poisoning from that one was lower
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Jesus that's grim
Mind you I find being veggy helps avoid the worst of the problems with shit food and I don't eat much from the takeaways around me. Damn I want Pizza now. I bet my usual place would deliver to my work as well. Must resist....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I just ate cold pizza
also: *smugs*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

and got a job.
Well done you, enjoy warping the minds of the young
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Horde.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

no, I've been collecting those dudes together for years

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Cheers, I shall endeavour to keep the spelling straight in my mind.
Bloody homophones

*tries to think of joke about how Homo-phones = iPhones*

*gives up*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

When he says "unleash the goblin hoard"
He means he's going to throw gold sovereigns at their heads until they go away.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)