Congratulations!
Today there are lots of serious looking meetings going on, the kind that always makes me worry about my position in the company, despite the fact I've done nothing wrong this time!

The fact I've got £30 left to last me the month isn't helping either, a call to sister dearest tonight, methinks!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You could always sell your arse down the docks.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

No docks near here, and no-one would want to pay.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Canal?
Local park? Your old teachers?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I don't live near my old teachers, no cottaging allowed on the canal (it's next to the marina by me)
And the local park is always deserted.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

The perfect place to sell your buttockular virginity then.
Darth could give you a few tips, I'm sure.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I want nothing to do with Darth's tip.
PAYING CUSTOMERS ONLY!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Plus it'd take ages to get all the glitter off your arse.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

If you're talking rhyming slang, this sounds like a painful, yet fairly pointless operation.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Nope.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

You are totally about to get sacked.
Sorry to be the bearer etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I know I won't get sacked, but there is talk of reshuffling in the company at the minute, which I really don't want to do.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Given there's only 3 days left in the month
and most people get paid on friday, do you mean "I've got £30 to last tomorrow" ?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

No, I mean I got paid yesterday.
Due to fucking up royally last month, I'm screwed for cash.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Oh.
Hope you like Asda 9p noodles...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Food isn't really too much of an issue, I've got enough (minus about £5 worth of ingredients) to last at least the next 2 weeks.
Everything else however, is an issue.

Walking to work should be fun though, it's not too bad.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I walk to work anyway.
Can't afford a car and I hate public transport. It's either full of screaming kids, absolute lunatics or fat sweaty mouth-breathers.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

One of the lads I live with has offered to let me use his bike to get up here
So I'm considering that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Sorted then.
It's quite civilised walking into work, anyway. Can't think of a better way to clear my head in the morning or evening.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I'm quite a fan of the so-hot-it's-almost-scalding shower in the morning.
Wakes me up in an instant.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Works for me too.
Although I'm thinking of knocking off the early morning cigarette, sometimes it leaves me so dizzy I'm almost unable to walk.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm kicking booze mostly now
Don't really have a choice either.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Well, not having enough cash will do that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Oh well
Aldi beans are fairly nutritious.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

They're not too bad either, the best behind Heinz, I think.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I concur.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)