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FUCK YEAH!
I am a grown up with a grown up job!
I'm so great! I'm so great! In your face, people who aren't so great!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:50,
270 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
I take it you have it then?
May I be the first to congratulate you.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:52,
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thank you :D
I can't believe that actually worked
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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How are you going to celebrate?
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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i'm going to finish this cup of tea
I have no further plans
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:54,
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Well make some.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:55,
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Calm down, 'Keith Moon'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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She may go crazy any minute now and have a biscuit.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:05,
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I have no biscuits
I'd have to go out and score some from somewhere
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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Disco biscuits FTW!
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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*imagine jeff's picture of disco biscuits here*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:09,
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I had some last weekend - never a-fucking-gain.
They were the first I've had in several years. I have no serotonin left, it seems. I think I'd run out by 1993.
I'm running on fumes so the resultant comedown took me to the brink of suicide. I am barely jesting here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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I never really had bad come downs on E, only speed.
I'd get a bit narky is all.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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If you take 3-5 a week for several years it does take its toll.
Occasional use = no problem, I think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:31,
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I did have a period where I caned them a bit.
About eight months.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:34,
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I never felt miserable
just desperately unwell, like the top of my head was coming off and they were pouring lukewarm vomit directly in to my brain.
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berk, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:56,
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Valium is your friend.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:26,
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And jellies.
*is common*
Edit: Temazipan.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:29,
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And butterscotch angel delight.
edit: "temazepam"
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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And Withnail & I
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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You've lost me now.
I am not friends with Withnail & I.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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Substitute whatever film is guaranteed to make you cry.
A good sob on a cocktail of diazepam and angel delight gets the emotional juices back in balance.
/entirely unscientific theory
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:24,
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This place ruins me
Disco biscuits now just has me thinking about dancing dogs, FFS.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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Well done etc.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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Don't let them find out about the larping inside the probationary period
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:55,
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too late - they already know
also about my awesome zombie make up skillz
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:57,
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That's what probably swung it in your favour.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:57,
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LOL by Grabthar's hammer we hereby grant you this docket of servitude
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:00,
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Hahahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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Congratulations
Does the new job include B3ta priveliges?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:57,
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no - there's no way I'm logging on at work anyway
them IT people track stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:00,
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Bastards, the lot of them.
I can't even get You-tube here now.
I'm glad they don't know about B3ta.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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B3ta was blocked here a while back, under 'Violent'
Between a few of us, we found enough websites we 'might need' for the MD to allow me to remove all content filters.
We still can't access Facebook or Youtube, but I kind of agree with that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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we can only access facebook
between 12 and 2pm, otherwise known as Facebook O'Clock
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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It's blocked here under "Tasteless"
Pretty much the entire reason I started working in IT is so that I could turn annoying things like that off.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:09,
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I am capable of doing so, but I've decided not to (unless there's no chance whatsoever of getting caught)
As it's not worth it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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We're not all bastards
We block nothing here.
*edit* Also most places buy a filter that automatically blocks sites when it updates and the IT staff actually have to unblock it. Most of us are normal and will unblock if requested nicely.
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Peej, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:45,
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Pfft
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Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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Commiserations on being stuck in Wales.
And well fucking done, evidently they were impressed by your wizardliness.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:57,
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ah well
I'll just hone my fighting skills on the locals
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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I am also in a vastly smug mood.
I live my life by a very specific credo; "everything works out for me". My phone is back up and running and a online shop I ordered something from gave me a refund twice when I sent something back.
Congrats, by the way. Let's do a celebratory dance.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:00,
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*dances*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:01,
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Well done.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:00,
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I've finished my cup of tea
anything could happen now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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Not....MORE TEA????
Or.....A BISCUIT????????????????
Think of the children, Cavers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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See above
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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I live a rock and roll lifestyle
I am getting a tattoo tomorrow, but that's more a midlife crisis thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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What of?
I can't remember what you said.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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I've been telling everyone it's of a pecker
but really it's just a curly thing round my wrist
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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r a
no, I don't really know why either.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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that would be a shit load of tattoo!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:17,
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when mine new one was being done on friday
the other guy in there had what I assume was a phoenix being finished. It started about his arse, went up and over his shoulder, the head was on his chest and one wing went down his left arm to the forearm.
I felt well gay with my "one shoulder blade and a bit of back"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:21,
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*midlife crisis tattoo fives*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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*midlife crisis haircut fives*
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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I've had the same haircut for 10 years
no crisis here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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I had the same hair cut for 15 years give or take till a few years ago.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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I've had only two hairstyles since I was about 14.
1) Long
2) Shaved
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:29,
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I've had three.
1)long
2)short and bleached
3)shaved.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:34,
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*no imagination fives*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:45,
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I suspect the years of tying it back
and then bleaching the fuck out of it might, in fact, be partly responsible for 3)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:00,
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since I was 17 I've had
1) long
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:48,
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I've been considering the same.
I'm just waiting for my friend to get around to it now.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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HURRAH!
I don't have a job. Send cash.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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oh man :(
I unbalanced the world's karma or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:04,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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Congratulations!
Today there are lots of serious looking meetings going on, the kind that always makes me worry about my position in the company, despite the fact I've done nothing wrong this time!
The fact I've got £30 left to last me the month isn't helping either, a call to sister dearest tonight, methinks!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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You could always sell your arse down the docks.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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No docks near here, and no-one would want to pay.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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Canal?
Local park? Your old teachers?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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I don't live near my old teachers, no cottaging allowed on the canal (it's next to the marina by me)
And the local park is always deserted.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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The perfect place to sell your buttockular virginity then.
Darth could give you a few tips, I'm sure.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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I want nothing to do with Darth's tip.
PAYING CUSTOMERS ONLY!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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Plus it'd take ages to get all the glitter off your arse.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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If you're talking rhyming slang, this sounds like a painful, yet fairly pointless operation.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:22,
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Nope.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:33,
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You are totally about to get sacked.
Sorry to be the bearer etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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I know I won't get sacked, but there is talk of reshuffling in the company at the minute, which I really don't want to do.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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Given there's only 3 days left in the month
and most people get paid on friday, do you mean "I've got £30 to last tomorrow" ?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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No, I mean I got paid yesterday.
Due to fucking up royally last month, I'm screwed for cash.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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Oh.
Hope you like Asda 9p noodles...
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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Food isn't really too much of an issue, I've got enough (minus about £5 worth of ingredients) to last at least the next 2 weeks.
Everything else however, is an issue.
Walking to work should be fun though, it's not too bad.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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I walk to work anyway.
Can't afford a car and I hate public transport. It's either full of screaming kids, absolute lunatics or fat sweaty mouth-breathers.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:17,
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One of the lads I live with has offered to let me use his bike to get up here
So I'm considering that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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Sorted then.
It's quite civilised walking into work, anyway. Can't think of a better way to clear my head in the morning or evening.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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I'm quite a fan of the so-hot-it's-almost-scalding shower in the morning.
Wakes me up in an instant.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:21,
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Works for me too.
Although I'm thinking of knocking off the early morning cigarette, sometimes it leaves me so dizzy I'm almost unable to walk.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:22,
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I'm kicking booze mostly now
Don't really have a choice either.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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Well, not having enough cash will do that.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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Oh well
Aldi beans are fairly nutritious.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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They're not too bad either, the best behind Heinz, I think.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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I concur.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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Congratulations!
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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thanks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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You're welcome.
So what is the job?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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Do you pay attention on here?
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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No.
I'm not on here all the time. All I know is the job is not a London job, or something.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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Lecturer
I've been doing it on supply for the last year and a half, so I kind of had an advantage for the interview, but it still could have got away from me. This job's been 4 years in the getting which involved working up to 4 jobs at a time. I think I've actually earned this
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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Sounds like you have!
Well, best of luck and all that. What are you lecturing in?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:17,
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Photography
(and a bit of graphics, sometimes, not that I know anything about it, it's all blagging)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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Interesting.
I may be tapping you from time to time if that is the case.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:19,
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Get your coat Cavy, I think you've pulled.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:21,
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Perhaps I should re-phrase.
I meant pumping for information.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:21,
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oh man! best day ever!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:22,
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Shit.
I really need to get this right. I meant to ask for pick your brains.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:24,
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phwaaaarr...wait...I don't think I can make that an innuendo
damn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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Braaaaaaaaaaains.
Zombie sex, it's not for the faint-hearted.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:31,
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but it does mean you can make extra holes wherever you like
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:33,
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Woo!
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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pi fu
I can.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:33,
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for information behind the bins at the back of the Megabowl
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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well done
it's soul destroying, depressing, and ridiculously hard work for shit all pay but for some reason we still do it.
what subject?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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that's because it's also awesome
see above ^^
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:19,
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*runs around room with vest over head*
Well done you, and all that. Now, about the alcohol and company...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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yay! I have no idea what to do with myself, now
The house looks a tip though - you know that moment when you've been concentrating on something for days then you look up and see you live in a pigsty? I got that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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Shit
What must I have been concentrating on for the last ten years?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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*beats me*
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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*beats you*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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No bruises above the neck please.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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Not the face! Not the face!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:33,
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Best battle-cry ever
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:33,
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*covers eyes*
*peeks through fingers*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:21,
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YaaY
Huzzah.
Well done.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:28,
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cheers!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:33,
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My ex is now telling me I should sell my records to cover her rent increase.
This isn't a reasonable request, is it?
I need to know as I'm about to tell her to get fucked.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:34,
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Bitches be kerrazy
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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This one is. Despite my constantly claiming otherwise, I've never actually hated anyone in my life other than her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:37,
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What, not even *gasp* David Bowie?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:37,
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Nope - he's filed under 'extreme dislike'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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*is stunned*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:45,
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No you're not - I've met him.
You're Davros' Granddad you senile auld bastard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:46,
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Pffft.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:47,
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And now you've shat yourself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:50,
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I suspect that would actually be you
What with the fifteen angry black men bumming you every Friday. I imagine your arsehole must be about as retentive as a sieve by now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:53,
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It's like a pink sock with no elastic in it.
My poos look like cow pats.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:56,
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Monters
It makes me sad to hear this.
I would definitely buy some of your records though. ;-)
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:46,
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a sphincter says what?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:01,
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hate requires way too much upkeep
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:46,
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I think you can tell her to get to fuck
with a clear conscience
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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No.
Why the fuck should you cover her rent increase?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:36,
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Woo! DG.
Train booked and looking forward to the weekend after next. *glees*
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:37,
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Woo hoo!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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WOO MOTHERFUCKING HOO!!
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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WOO, but also a large helping of HOO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:43,
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It would depend on how much she gets off you now.
I'm assuming it's enough. So tell her to get to fuck.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:36,
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£260 a month. It's what has tipped me into insolvency, actually.
Of course I don't begrudge her a penny of it but there is literally no more I can give her. I need my loo fixing and a new oven (I've not had a working one for a long time now) and cannot afford either.
This is not a 'woe is me' post but an 'I am broke' one. And before any high-horsers stampede in here I don't pay for my MDs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:41,
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Sexual favours for your dealer is it?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:46,
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Yes.
I get bummed by fifteen huge angry black men every Friday but I think it's worth it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:48,
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I heard you look like an earthquake victim in a yop factory afterwards.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:41,
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How much are your records worth?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:40,
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That sounds mental.
Tell her to sell her drugs to pay for it. Or her body.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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She'd get good money for that. It's the only non-repellent thing about her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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Haha!
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:43,
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Nope
and be glad you never married the bitch. She, or rather your daughter, but lines can get blurred, is entitled to about 15% of your salary and not much else.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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Oh I am indeed glad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:46,
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You should be.
Hold on to the little crumbs of comfort when life if being shit to you Monty old boy.
That fact and your lovely daughter should be two. Your flowing locks and Dorian-grey-like ability to not look as crap as you deserve too should also be on the list.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:56,
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She's three, actually.
LOL
Jesting aside, thank you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:57,
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Hey, I may not agree with you stance on The Best Band in the World
The Sultans of Ping FC if you have to ask, but I'm impressed with your fathering ability. You do better than I do and under harder circumstances.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:01,
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Sultans of Ping ? hahaha!
I haven't heard them for ages. I'll have to get them on youtube tonight.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:16,
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They are so piss-poor that there's an appeal on Somalian TV to raise money for them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:22,
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And the irony is
I'd forgotten all about them until you brought them up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:23,
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I never forget.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:26,
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and that is your tragedy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:28,
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If you have a cassette player
I can lend you the album.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:22,
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Unfortunately not.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:23,
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*Check's phone*
Seems I have them on MP3 too *smugs*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:24,
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I think you should give 'Check' his phone back.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:26,
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I nearly got married once.
I'm very, very glad I didn't.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:59,
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I did
the party was good, but it went downhill after that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:00,
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It tends to
Be glad you avoided sprogging. Children are lovely but they tied you to someone for a very long time, possibly forever.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:02,
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I am more glad
than you could ever imagine.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:03,
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Given what I know of your ex
I imagine rather a lot.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:06,
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I can't commit to a box set of Sopranos, never mind kids.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:05,
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Oddly enough I have no problem with comitment
Just the people I choose to commit to. To quote Dave Lister(and annoy Monty): "they're either heart-breakers or moral garbage on legs"
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:08,
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Relationships are different.
I don't want someone depending on me like a child does. I can't stand neediness.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:11,
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Children are awesome
but very hard work. I'm too much hard work myself to relish the through of having to help another human being survive 24/7. This may just be after the fact rationalisation, but I am happy with it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:13,
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I love my nephew to bits but I'm glad I can give him back to his mum at the end of the day.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:15,
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*Depends*
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:25,
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She started off nice enough, but turned into a loony.
I really hope I had nothing to do with this. Then again her mother was/is batshit insane.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:05,
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Usually the way or else you'd neve get sucked into their life.
Same with bastards.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:09,
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Well thanks for saving me from being the voice of misogyny once again.
and for those that don't know me, I'd like to add that must as I support the proposition "bitches be crazy", I'm equally a believer that "all men are bastards".
I think I may have to clone myself.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:15,
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In short: 'people are ghastly'
I am not gender-specific in my distaste for human beings.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:30,
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This is true.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:32,
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*curmugeonly fives*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:33,
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Screw you, I'm the voice of misogyny here.
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Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:34,
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Not only can they get blurred, they can get snorted too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:35,
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Now I'm no lawyer but...
tell her to fuck off.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:58,
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This I have done.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:59,
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Tell her you'd be willing to have full custody of your daughter so she may move into a cheaper place.
And she should pay you child support.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:03,
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This is an excellent idea.
Not dissimilar to my response to her bleating about her lack of a social life etc: I will pick my daughter up at 7pm each Friday and return her to you at 7am the following Monday – every weekend, with pleasure.
No? Shut up and fuck off, then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:19,
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This may have been covered before, this is a big sub thread
but what are her justifications for you paying her way?
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Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:36,
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www.call-someone-who-cares.com(CAUTION: actually a real website)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:47,
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like I care for the opinion
of someone who isn't as ace as me?!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:56,
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many congratulations of course
I care a lot.
/faithnomore
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:09,
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thanks
now i have an earworm
edit: I forgot how 'wacaday' that video is
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:10,
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song is awesome though
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:16,
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yeah
was surprised I didn't have it on itunes. Angel Dust on now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:19,
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Could be worse.
Could be "You are a pirate".
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:18,
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now
that is a classic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:18,
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It isn't.
It's a fucking earworm that should be nuked from orbit, just to be sure.
And a mate of mine fancies the girl in it. Fair play, he is about 18 so it isn't so bad, I guess.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:24,
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and she is *googles*
OK, so she's 20 now, but she was only *googles again* somewhere between 14 and 18 when it was filmed. that's pedo-roulette right there.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:31,
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not if you''re freefair
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:32,
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I'm getting old.
It's a bit cold where I am right now, and I just saw some teenage lass walking past wearing next to nothing. My first thought wasn't so much as "phwoar" as "Christ, she'll catch her death in that!".
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:34,
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Been doing that since I was in my early 20s
Didn't/doesn't stop me being a perv though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:35,
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named so by chompy, no less
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:37,
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The prev's perv *prouds*
although in fairness he called me creepy. Not that I noticed anyone leaping to my defence. *pouts*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:39,
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he kind of had a point...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:40,
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Oh bugger
*resolves to be less creepy from now on*
*sadface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:44,
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hehe
it adds 'colour'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:45,
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If adding colour means being creepier than fucking Chompy
I'm going to be all grey from now on.
I said "grey" Monty, put it away.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:47,
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chin up, buttercup
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:49,
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I'm cheery enough.
But much as I tend to ignore Chompy on general principal, I do not wish to be creeping people out, so I shall reform. *determined face*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:51,
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oh, now I feel bad
it was 'creepy in a nice way'?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:52,
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Why would you feel bad?
and is there such a thing?
It's all good, one should learn from one's mistakes, I am fortunate in having many opportunities to learn stuff *happyface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:56,
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OK now THAT'S
creepy
at least how I imagine it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:58,
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what the fuck?
What is? learning from mistakes?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:02,
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no
the happy face :)
It was, in my imagination, some forced rictus grin. OK, so that part may not have been your fault
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:03,
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definitely not
And I actually meant it. Life may not have always gone as I would have wanted it too, but I have learned an awful lot over the years and fairly cheaply all things considered.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:06,
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Is it's any consolation I ain't seen the offending link but I can't see you out creeping Darth
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:46,
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Darth's not creepy
Camp as a row of tents, but not creepy. Thank for the support though, I knew I could count on you Rory *hugz*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:48,
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In a terrifying echo of the parody
in an above subthread, I have just made myself another cup of tea and thought 'a biscuit would go nice with this'
being a grown up is
hard
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:36,
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Making your own biscuits, by comparison
is easy and rewarding *pats belly*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:38,
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Last time I did that (in an attempt to make myself look
brilliant when I had to run a meeting) they went all funny and people had to be pretend nice about them.
Also, my kitchen is covered in soil
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:39,
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it's fucking easy
Flour, butter(or substitute) and sugar in a 3-2-1 ratio and then add whatever flavourings you like. May not make great biscuits but fit to dunk.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:41,
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I don't think soil flavour would be good
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:46,
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*continues not to ask what LOLwaki reason you have for having soil in your kitchen*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:49,
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There's a pair of shitty old pants under the fridge,
left there by Thrin'gorr the Magnificent, 3rd level paladin and part-time incontinent IT support worker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:52,
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Ha ha
I read this thinking it was Cavey's reply and wasn't overly surprised, this should tell you something.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:55,
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I have become typecast?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:56,
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Well come on
There are only 3 possible reasons why you wouldn't know a 3rd level Paladin:
1) They are all of much higher levels
2) You only associate with the bad guys
3) the system you play does not include paladins and/or levels
I'll admit I was a bit surprised that said pants had been there so long as I thought you were cleaner.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:59,
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3)
although I do know wowers.
You have underestimated my skankiness
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:02,
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they're you pants, aren't they?
EEEEEeeeew!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:04,
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there's no lolwaki reason
there's just soil everywhere
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:53,
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Hard in the boys' showers, maybe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:39,
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LEAVE HIM BE. He's my friend.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:35,
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your special friend
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:36,
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bumchum
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:36,
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mindpiss
what the actual fuck does that mean BTW?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:38,
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It's a HOMOPHOBIC SLUR
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:39,
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I meant mindpiss
I mean I know what is means in context but no idea of the origin.
and look at you getting all sensitive, all this calling of things "bent" was clearly a cover you old queen.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:43,
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Fuck off, you rancid chutney.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:48,
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I believe the original occurrence on /talk involved piss
and the response was "keep your piss out of my mind" or somesuch.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:00,
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Danke
My beardy pal.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:03,
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bottybuddy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:39,
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Rump Ranger?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:43,
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Bourneville Boulevadiere?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:47,
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arse amigoes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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Rectum wranglers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:51,
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felching friends
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:51,
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Penis pals
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:51,
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Should I re-post your latest starring role?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:59,
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I'm going with a 'no' here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:01,
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Never mind, it's all on the popular page anyway.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:04,
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Well done!
That's boss.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:53,
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I'd go as far as saying double boss
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:56,
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Like you get in a Russian jazz band?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:58,
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Christ that's a shit joke.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:01,
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we're not looking for quality here
just quantity
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:03,
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Phew.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:07,
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Good stuff
Well done and all that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:57,
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ta!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:01,
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Question:
Is Kitty Fantastico the same Kitty as our Kitty O'Hara or has the almost unthinkable happened and two people have gone for similar usernames?
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Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:40,
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Someone I know in real life uses
that username, but I don't think she's on here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:44,
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ANSWER: Thanks awfully for forewarning us,
but I would hope your use of a FUCKING QUESTION MARK would have alerted most readers to the quizzical nature of your sentence.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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STATEMENT:
u r bent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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HOW MUCH:
Do you want for your records?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:51,
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Ten grand.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:53,
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Sorry, I meant
ANSWER: ten grand
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:54,
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Actually I really couldn't put a value to them without about a month's full time work.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:55,
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I'd happily take them for free
to stop the ex getting her hands on them/the money.
QUESTION: Can I borrow your decks?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:03,
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