Precisely.
I have precious little time as it is, and I don't want my spare time taken up with some useless, needy whining shit.

If on the other hand any prospective partner has something to actually contribute (like helping me with coding), then fine.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

VIRGIN 4 LIFE YO

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

If that's your life path, fine.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

HAHA GOOD COMEBACK FROM THE VIRGIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Wow, form an orderly queue ladies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Oh dear : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

You have no idea how needy my last girlfriend was.
I'd get one text, and if I didn't respond within thirty seconds, I'd get a torrent. It'd start with "You there?" to "Why aren't you responding?" Then "Are you annoyed with me?" to "Are we having problems?" to "Are you dumping me?". And then the phonecalls would start.

Things like that tend to annoy a bloke.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

So your ideal partner, in combination with having a pulse needs to have coding skillz?
No wonder you're a fat virgin
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Ok, the coding skills is probably expecting a bit much.
Regular supplies of tea perhaps.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

All girls aren't like this.
And if you get an older one, (not me), you might find you end up with a corker.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Their scripts are bloody brilliant, tramadol, zopiclone,donepezil, lorazepam, FUCK YEAH

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Fair play.
I just seem to be a bit of a nutter magnet is all. I should get myself a T-shirt declaring myself as such.

That aside though, relationships to me are about people complementing each other, each making the other better with their own native strengths, rather than... well you get the idea.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Girls love a waki t shirt, you should DEFFO do this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

The smell of gone off milk is strong on this one Biggers, he's not for you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I very much agree with these sentiments.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)