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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've bought a mountain/offroad bike, ridden it and it didn't snap!
What little wins have you had today?

alt: next toy you are going to buy yourself?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:42, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Are you bobby yeah?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Yes Roota,
I can confirm that incognito is not on the beavis and butthead collection.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I can always recognise his mashed up typing style due to him being retarded and plagued by ickle hands
and having a small knob
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Yeah they make knob look massive so whose the loser now eh?
Shit!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
You'll always have the folds of flesh to hide it in.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Good to store snacks in too, you can keep a burrito warm for ages blood.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Yay!
no particular wins for me today *lies*

alt: I may treat myself FOR NO REASON to a netbook.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I bought a spinny-holdy thing
to put my phone in whilst I'm driving. It holds the phone and spins.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
That definitely doesn't sound like a stupid piece of waste-of-money shit at all.
I don't care WHAT everyone is saying over on the secret board.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
It stops my phone from sliding off the passenger into the footwell when I brake hard
and therefore stops me fishing around in it at 80 miles an hour. No bad thing.

Kroney: Improving road safety one step at a time.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Webcam, hard drive and more ram for my PC
which is sort of a toy.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
That porn won't make itself Chompy.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
When it does science has gone too far.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I need to make one small addition to my machine. One little coax port.
It's going to cost at least £80 to implement if I go for a new sound card, or around £180 if I go for a new motherboard, which will then require a new CPU.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Where the fuck are you paying £180 for a motherboard?
You can get a top level i7 board for about £110-£130
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Did you miss the bit where I said I'd need a new CPU too?
I'm on a dead-end socket.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
It was the "will then require" which made me think that was in addition to the mb.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Ah right, contextual fail on my part.
I've got one of the E number Core 2 Duos. It's the LGA775 socket, I think. As I understand it, it's pretty dead now.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Pretty much you could probably get an upgrade but it's all moving to the i7 platform at the moment.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
What did you buy?
Welcome to the club of gay bike riders, soon you will ride around in gay shorts like I do.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
A carrera kraken, my friend is changing the inner tubes, tyres and some of the bolts tomorrow
as they are the wankest bits on it. .
www.bikeradar.com/news/article/carrera-kraken-2011-first-look-30945
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Was it second hand then?
*edit* Also a Carrera Kraken is a mountain bike.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
no brand new, but just being cautious.
I was looking at a boardman comp but it was 300 quid more.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Whats wrong with the Continental tyres?
I wouldn't bother replacing them until you need too.

p.s. It's not a road bike.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
well some reviews said the inner tube was a bit wank.
Too many categories, what have I got then?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Its an off road bike
Or mountain bike if you will. The Boardman comp is a road bike.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
there are loads of dif boardman comp ones, I was looking at the mbt something something.
Ok I will edit the thing.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Edit the bike instead! Road bikes are ace

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I live in the sticks and have friends who do all the off road crap so going to play with them
plus I would kill myself if cars were involved.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Ah all bikes are ace! Enjoy it!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Thanks man

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
It's a mountain bike - it's got suspension and it's heavy.
Not that the weight is going to make a massive difference while you're still a fat biffer.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
13.5 kgs apparently, light enough to one hand it over stuff so bonus.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Yeah. I meant relatively.
Unless you buy a hefty steel city bike covered in baskets and bells and ting then most bikes these days can be lifted over stuff.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
yeh its heavier than a road bike
mine is 9kg and that's carbon fork alloy frame, full carbon is even lighter
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
surely the wankiest bit is the rider
/too easy
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I bet you wear tweed plus twos.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Nope, I'm in the lycra brigade unfortunatly
shaves 5 minutes off my commute time though
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
My commute time is six minutes.
To shave five minutes off it I'd have to pack the lycra into my anal cavity and set it on fire.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Mine was 43 minutes. now its 38
It's great, I can eat and drink like a fat bastard and stay trim due to the extra 1200 calories a day I'm burning.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Are you a massive fat biffer?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Yeah but shrinking pretty well, bike is next step in KILLTHEFAT mission.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Good work that biffer!
Welcome back to the human race.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Question from a hopefully soon-to-be-ex biffer.
How much fat would a week long walk around the Isle of Wight shift?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Not much I wouldn't have thought.
Humans are pretty efficient at walking - you don't burn up much extra fuel until you get into a jog.

Sounds like a nice holiday though.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
mile for mile you burn more walking than you do cycling
Cycling is bloody efficient.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Innit though?
Bicycles, right. Bicycles are fucking ace.

edit: depends on your speed and the incline though ... when they're hoofing it through the alpine legs of the Tour they eat an entire actual horse at the end of each day.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I mean efficient in as much as nearly all the energy put in to the pedals ends up at the back wheel
very little is wasted even if you are in a stupid gear spinning your feet at 300rpm
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
This is true. But I think there's something missing.
I've walked up and down relatively big hills with not much more than a bar of kendall mint cake in the middle and a pint at the end. If I tried that at any speed on a push-iron then I'd need a sack of bread and a blood transfusion.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You will get fit though.
Fit is almost as good as being thin.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
You need to raise your heartbeat and keep it raised constantly for 20mins or more
or you will lose fuck all. My pal cycled from Hackney to Kensington and back every day (edit: Mon-Fri) for three years and was as fat at the end of it as he was when he started.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Ah.
Looks like the treadmill will be getting a pounding this evening then.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Do you not have a girlfriend?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Nope.
Oddly, I prefer it that way.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
You sick fuck!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Well it's up to you if you want to have sex with gym equipment

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
as we established in a previous thread
Bitches be crazy
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Precisely.
I have precious little time as it is, and I don't want my spare time taken up with some useless, needy whining shit.

If on the other hand any prospective partner has something to actually contribute (like helping me with coding), then fine.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
VIRGIN 4 LIFE YO

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
If that's your life path, fine.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
HAHA GOOD COMEBACK FROM THE VIRGIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Wow, form an orderly queue ladies.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Oh dear : (

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
You have no idea how needy my last girlfriend was.
I'd get one text, and if I didn't respond within thirty seconds, I'd get a torrent. It'd start with "You there?" to "Why aren't you responding?" Then "Are you annoyed with me?" to "Are we having problems?" to "Are you dumping me?". And then the phonecalls would start.

Things like that tend to annoy a bloke.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
So your ideal partner, in combination with having a pulse needs to have coding skillz?
No wonder you're a fat virgin
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Ok, the coding skills is probably expecting a bit much.
Regular supplies of tea perhaps.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
All girls aren't like this.
And if you get an older one, (not me), you might find you end up with a corker.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Their scripts are bloody brilliant, tramadol, zopiclone,donepezil, lorazepam, FUCK YEAH

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Fair play.
I just seem to be a bit of a nutter magnet is all. I should get myself a T-shirt declaring myself as such.

That aside though, relationships to me are about people complementing each other, each making the other better with their own native strengths, rather than... well you get the idea.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Girls love a waki t shirt, you should DEFFO do this.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
The smell of gone off milk is strong on this one Biggers, he's not for you

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I very much agree with these sentiments.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
BEN-DERRRRRRRRR

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Don't make me re-post my last long piece of writing.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Posting long-winded and detailed homosexual fantasy writing is perhaps not your best defence here.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You're probably right.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Jesting aside I was perfectly happy being single before I met Lusty.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
And now your miserable?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Oh I've always been miserable - but I was not troubled by being single.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Did he stop at every greggs along the way?
Maybe he was just "genetically fat" or what ever excuse disgusting fatties are using these days.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Big-boned!
That's my excuse.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'm using 'ropey thyroid'

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Thyroid problems perhaps?
When I was younger I could eat like a horse and not put on a pound, with a lifestyle very similar to the one I have now.

These days, if I so much as look at a chocolate bar I put on half a stone.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
That's basically bollocks though.
If you had a genuine problem with your thyroid then you'd be on medication. The almost certain explanation is that you're eating more and moving less. Even if you're persuading yourself that you're not.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Metabolisms slow down as people age, that's all it is.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
^this
fucking hell, trying to shift weight after the age of 40 is a nightmare.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
My mother has warned me about this.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
HEED MY WARNING!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
What does that even mean?
I'm type one diabetic so I've kept an OCD record of carbs and exercise and insulin for years. Your metabolism doesn't have a "speed" in any meaningful sense of the word, does it? That's just woolly pseudo-science.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Calorific requirements decreasing and whatnot.
Growth spurts finishing, things like that is what I'm on about.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Whereas this ^ doesn't

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
You could always sell me a health product of dubious benefit.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I really could
And you'd waddle away pleased with yourself that you'd made some effort towards improvement.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Who has a growth spurt in their thirties or forties?
If you put on loads of muscle then you'll use more fuel. If you get sick then you typically burn more fuel. Other than that you're a pretty regular bit of machinery. Your MPG isn't changing. You're just a greedy slob.

Ummm ... no offence.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Last year I went to the gym 3 or 4 times a week and was careful with my eating.
Did fuck all, so I've gone back to drinking and less time at the gym. I'm fat but I have more fun.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Pretty sure the MPG changed.
Either way, I'm doing something about it now and I've gone from a 38 to a 36, which is progress. I hope to be back to 32 by the end of the year.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Good work that biffer!
/ac
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
You'll be fucking lucky
I've gone from 38" to 35"ish and cannot fucking shift that next inch.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)
It's not so much to do with that,
but you're not growing anymore. My appetite's decreased a lot since I passed 25 because my body isn't working as hard at putting in growth spurts.

Yeah, there's a certain amount that's due to people physically not working as hard, people rarely continue to play sports quite so extensively as they age, muscles stop being as efficient etc. It all leads to a lower amount of calories being burned per day.

SO if you keep chucking fatty crap down your throat like you did when you were 18, you'll end up a fat mess.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Fair enough.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
See, this makes sense ^

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
really?
then why are hyper and hypo active thyroids a thing? It's all about hormone production and pituitary glands and shit. Bodies are rubbish, they're always arsing around
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
and cake

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
yeah, well cake, too - that's mostly my reason for lardiness
but my metabolism plummeted a few years back, it wasn't just getting lardier, I felt like I had the worst flu ever, like when you can hardly move or think without a lot of effort. Having said that, when it was hyper I had a resting heartrate of 90, that was fucked up, too.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Sounds like CFS
Want to buy some supplements?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
pff!
do they have a good science word attached?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I can repeat back whatever bollocks you have read on the internet about it
Then listen sympathetically to you droning on about your problems for a while. You'll probably buy them out of gratitude whether you believe they're going to work or not. You might not even finish taking them.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
sounds good, but without a pretend science word
I ain't swallowing that shit
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
If you have a broken thyroid then you will be on medication.
The animal hormone system is astonishingly well tuned. If you have a genuine hormonal problem (like diabetes) and have to manage it yourself then you will know how hard it is. The body does it all by magic for 99.99% of the population.

Sadly, a portion of those 99.99% are lazy slobs who can't take responsibility for their own weakness and blame their grotesqueness on imaginary ailments.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
they don't medicate if your just a bit below
Mine is kept a little below (although I think it fluctuates), meaning I'm usually OK but I'm unlikely to get much thinner without a fuck load of effort (and I am lazy and like cake).
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Eating about the same, actually.
I ate some right shite at uni.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Get off your arse then.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I should totally have my own motivational TV show.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I walked 40 miles over 4 days with a full (and bloody heavy) rucksack
and lost just over half a stone. Mind you, I was fairly chunky at the time, didn't eat a great deal and seemed to spend most of those four days attempting to scale or descend vertical cliffs.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
The Isle of Wight is mostly chalk downland by the looks of it, so should be easy enough.
Bugger, I'll be just as fat as when I left.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
As a Hampshire man I can confirm that The Isle of Wight truly is downs-land.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Ah.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Ah

MONGHUGZ!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Bahwoon!!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I really wish I could ride a bike.
Well I can ride a bike but I don't enjoy it as much as I used to.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Riding a bike is like sex
if you haven't done it in years it takes you a bit of time to get back in to it.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
And your cunt will ache for days.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Only if you're a bit 'special'.
You know the phrase 'it's like riding a bike'?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Yeh, you never forget how
But you do get a little out of practice.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You even become a virgin again after a while.
Truefact!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Also see: 'More tiring than you remember'
'Makes your bum hurt'
etc
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
This made me laugh quite a lot
well done that man.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
you should totally get a bmx innit tank girl.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I'm more of a shopper bike with basket.
But I'd totally pimp it with skulls and shit.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
You just reminded me
I dreamt about riding a bike with a basket on last night. There was something in the basket, but I can't remember what it was
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I really should get a bike. There's so much lovely countryside to ride in around where I live.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I need to check my eyes.
I thought that said "riding a bike with a bucket on".
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Was it a foam sword?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
nope

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
The internet starting working again for me at work, always good.
Also, I've used up my toy-buying quota for a while with my Android tablet. It's very, very shiny.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Today I bought an 8 speed rear cassette, new chain and a workshop stand for my bike
The next toy I will buy myself is probably going to be a new 52tooth front chain ring.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Isn't it "rode it"

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
"I rode"
"I've ridden"

Both fine
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I got refunded twice by a website today.
And I just posted stuff at the post office, and I didn't have enough cash. The bloke just let me off, although mainly cos card payments weren't working. Plus I have a phone again. Good day so far.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I have a bloke living next door to me who works for a large delivery company.
Postage of large items has for some reason become much, much cheaper for me.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I can guarantee that this phone I am using since the landlord DROWNED mine is shitter than yours.
it can spell jamboree but not fuck.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
phones aren't meant to fuck

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Oi, just shurrup, jobhead.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I actually quite like mine.
I'm getting my proper one repaired as we speak. And I'm getting the new iPhone in October, mostly because I feel my levels of cuntishness have dropped lately and I need to top up.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
It does some good stuff, but it's fucking huge and mongy.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
None at all today, sadly
Alt: Either a griddle pan, or a food processor.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I don't buy toys, (well non that aren't sex related).
I spend all my money on travel at the moment.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
absolutely none
I'm fucked off over this whole job thing, adding into the fact that I won't get vacation time without working for another year, and to top it all off I can't find my fucking Hot Hot Heat cd.

I hate everything.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Fuck some shit up Kristine.
You need to let off steam.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I'd like to go to the batting cages and hit the fuck out of some balls.
but a. money and b. dog
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
this^^
rip up some shit
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
You have to work for a whole year to get time off?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Most entry level positions require it.
And so I've worked here for 11 months, had a vacation at the end of next month, and now I'm being let go. So. *smashes keyboard*
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
do you get paid all the holiday pay you've accrued at least?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I doubt it.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
is there no Citizen's Advice equivilent
in the States? Seriously USA be fucking trippin
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I get paid under the table, pay no taxes, this is illegal

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Then threaten to shop the muthafuckahs.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
And I don't mean 'create a rude picture of them in Photoshop'

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Also shopping herself?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
reet

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
They have more to lose.
And I said threaten to, not 'actually shop them'.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
That smells.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Well no wonder it smells.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
stab strangers

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I think we should all put some money into a 'Kristine UK visit' pot.

You could do with a fucking break if you're going to lose your job.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Oh yeah, Arthur Fowler?
I know your game.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Thank god the Christmas tree isn't around to bear the brunt.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Send booze.
x
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Hiya Bobby, thanks for checking for Incognito.
At least it's on Youtube now. For how long I do not know.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
lot of fun checking, I have nealry watched it all now.
So funny.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
We're going to have a B&B fest this weekend.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
If I get this job in Oxford
I will probably have to buy one of those ghey folding bike jobbies. They get a bit funny about you taking a filthy mountain bike on the trains during rush hour.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
get a unicycle

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
hahaha
or get two and some cable ties
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
You could probably crochet one for her!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
A bike cosy!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I can ride a unicycle actually
for a given value of ride, ie, cycle around flailing madly for about 7 seconds then fall off face first.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Folding bikes are boss.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I've found a nice blue one I quite like actually
I had previously thought that they looked incredibly pretentious, possibly because I've only ever seen incredibly pretentious looking businessmen using them.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Nah I know someone with a boss one with proper wheels.
I don't want a light one, just one i can take to my flat rather than haul round to our garage with its big medieval doors.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
None
Alt: none. I treated myself to a Head Cat DVD for £9 last week - that is IT for this year.

Woo fucking hoo.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

DVD
Just 'cos
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Today's win
Reverend Fister 1, HMRC 0. Get it right up you you pen-pushing cunts. Wrong tax code, show me the money!

New toy: as the current ReverendMobile is in a fairly sorry state, a new set of wheels may be in order.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
No wins today
Just tiredness.
Alt: I want to buy a bike too, but I am actually going to sit on my arse and order some more records from Honest Jons.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
It's a great shop.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Too good
It is costing me a fortune.
Them and stupid 4menwithbeards who keep reissuing the vinyl I want to buy.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Ozit Morpheus records have been upsetting me for similar reasons.
Also Sundazed/Norton in the US. Reissue cunts.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Those heavy vinyl reissues cost a mint too, eh?
In some cases more than the originals if you are good at tracking them down...
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
This often makes me angry
As do the cunts who buy up limited runs of reissues then flog them at vastly inflated prices. Sadly it seems the days of picking up bargain originals have passed too.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I have bought some amazing bargains on Netsounds.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Same here
There are still some sellers out their who just love records and aren't really in it for the money, but they are getting fewer and further between.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)
someone start a new thread this one is shit

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Yeah
Which cunt started this one anyway?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
some fat twat/

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
My little win today
I did a new hair colour and I love it. Really REALLY love it.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

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