I heard he's on college suspension for traumatising several eight year olds with the sight of his fat fucking hairy zit covered barely wiped arsehole hanging out over his trousers, whenever he bends over to surreptitiously feed his fat face from his bag
during class time, the fat cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am now silently weeping with hilarity. Actual, real, non-internet tears.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Oh Rory I miss you in my day to day life.
I kind of wish that, instead of an angel and a devil on my shoulders, I had a Crunchy and a Rory. My day would be so much more interesting.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

That's made me think
We should get those two together, they'd make a great couple.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I could write another bit of fanfic for this...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

please don't.
it's unbearably "waki"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

You could have a starring role, if you like.
And I have no idea what you mean by that, is this internet speak for "too damned weird for words" or "trying too hard?"
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I mean it's shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Guess

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Originality is key.
Considering it's plastered all over the popular page I reckon it'll be six months before anything similar is clicked.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Aye, it's not something that can be topped very often.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

gay porn fiction
even when "comically" written about people on here, is still gay porn fiction.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

That's what worries me.
The level of detail I went into as a straight bloke concerns me slightly.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

You think?
Maybe they'd cancel each other out and become one of those thoroughly annoying couples who are fucking awesome and successful. The cunts. I quite fancy Crunchy and if this Australia thing goes tits-up I'd quite like a backup.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

well, this has been a very strange day

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

can i get you from behind?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

hang on a minute!
what's this shit?!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

how come I got to be a 'goody' in this?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

It's a compliment, you daft tart.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

um, thank you
I need to get meaner, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It'll come, I used to be so sickly sweet I'd often be sick on my own moobs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I read that as 'My dad would be so much more interesting'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

My dad can get to fuck, the miserable misanthropic stuck-in-the-past cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Hang on a minute, are you my dad?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

GET IN.
Saves me paying £8.50 to Lincolnshire County Council to find the bastard myself. I reckon you're due some inheritance sometime soon. Any particular diseases run in your family?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Is Monty your Dad?
EDIT: Gahh, fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Hey - he sounds alright!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'm trying desperately not to grin like a mong at this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)