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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bobby's last thread was, and is, shit.
By his own admission. Shall we bully him for this?


Alt: Shall we bully him for something else?
Alt alt: Such as for being a massive chubnut?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:04, 125 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I heard he likes to dress as ginger spice on the weekends

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I heard he only plays the drums to disguise the constant put-put-putting of his slackened anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I heard if he drums fast enough
his massive bingo wings allow him to take off for short periods
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)
...and because of this he tries to get chicks by claiming that he's 'the drummer with Wings'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Oh hang on, he was in the Cure

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)
seriously?
I love the Cure
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
He is referring to Lol Tolhurst.
No, Bobby was not seriously in The Cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
not bobby you spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I don't approve of bullying fat catastrophes.
Life is already punishing them for their failure as human beings. The most us normal folk need do is stand around and sneer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Maybe giving them a compound name such as 'fatastrophes' might help in some way.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)
It certainly helps with my lolfatty pain

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I heard he has magic mushrooms growing under his moobs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I heard he went into the plastic surgeons and requested the "Rod Stewart" but he couldn't afford it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I heard he went into a sex shop and requested the "Rod Stewart" but he couldn't afford it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I heard he went to a male prostitute called Stewart and requested the.....
*tedious inevitability*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Monty, you might be able to help
What should I buy first (next month), a griddle/griddle pan or a food processor?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)
GRIDDLE PAN

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)
both are good
but don't buy a cheap food processor

there's no point having a shit one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Griddle. You can't afford a decent processor and a hand blender will suffice for most things.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)
listen to this man

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Thank you, that's what I was going for
Should I get an actual griddle, or just a pan?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)
a griddle is something that is built into the hob is it not?
so unless you are in the market for a new cooker, I'd go with a pan

get a cast iron one, none of this non-stick or enamalled bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I just got me a posh french one, I'll bust it out this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Le Creuset?

'No, I don't hang around French public lavatories looking for homosexual gratification.'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Yer, I got me a load of that french fancy shit
I must be coming over all middle class or summit
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
They are worth the investment aren't they?
They're fucking immortal.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I'm hoping someone buys me the stainless steel le creuset pans for a wedding present

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Their hob-to-oven casserole dishes are fucking great.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I got me one of those too!!!
It's serious stuff, not for those with fucking limp wrists I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)
They'd fucking better be, I've moved to a new place and thought fuck it might as well have something decent to cook with
There's a weird fanbwoi thing about collecting that stuff though
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
That's just gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Yeah, It's all about queer kiwi or midnight blue colour matching and shit, real men go for the enamel free black pots and pans

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Get a cast iron pan that goes over two rings on the hob.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
do this
mine only goes on one ring and it's not big enough for more than one steak at a time
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Shall do!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Option c) Slim Fast

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
d) kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Buying a griddle means I can fry without as much oil
And a food processor means I can start making my own sauces/soups, etc.

So, both would help my diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I use a hand blender thing more often than the food processor for soups and sauces.
get one of those as well. If you get a decent make even the cheap ones are up to the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
One that you just stick straight into the pan?
Awesome, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
yeah, or it comes with a big beaker thing
My old one is a mere 300w and cost about £18 I think. Perfectly good for blending stuff, even frozen fruit for smoothies and stuff.

Get a Philips one or something and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Superb!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)
I heard he went to a hip hop show
and Fat Joe, Big Punisher, Heavy D, Large Professor, Biggie Smalls and Chubb Rock all picked on him for being a lard-ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Who?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)
No, it was a hip hop show.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
What sort of hip hop show was this? Two of those are dead

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
beyoooond the graaaaave

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
It was ages ago, OK?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I hear he's still not a player.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
he just fucks a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Have you ever heard the Incubus remix of that?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)
This one? Enjoying.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSEPirUPB4
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I really like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I feel that the singers voice is far too soft to really portray the pure thug playa that the song is about.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Wait, don't they leave all the actual rapping to him, only singing the chorus?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)
They do, but it sounds just like two things that shouldn't go together.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)
The worst offenders for mixing styles badly are BrokeNCYDE

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
It's a bit shit, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I heard he bites the pillow whilst being angrily fisted by chimpanzees.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Isn't that how your last story started?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)
No, that was FreeFare.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Bobby's alright, it's all the other spastics you want to watch.
I have massive barbecue pork ribs. It's a wonder I'm not fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Oh, lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Is that infectious?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
If it is, I wanna give it to everybody, hard.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)
*accepts*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I heard he's taking bearding lessons from Vipros.
His last grade was "F for FANTASTIC!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I heard he's on college suspension for traumatising several eight year olds with the sight of his fat fucking hairy zit covered barely wiped arsehole hanging out over his trousers, whenever he bends over to surreptitiously feed his fat face from his bag
during class time, the fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I am now silently weeping with hilarity. Actual, real, non-internet tears.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Oh Rory I miss you in my day to day life.
I kind of wish that, instead of an angel and a devil on my shoulders, I had a Crunchy and a Rory. My day would be so much more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
That's made me think
We should get those two together, they'd make a great couple.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I could write another bit of fanfic for this...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
please don't.
it's unbearably "waki"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)
You could have a starring role, if you like.
And I have no idea what you mean by that, is this internet speak for "too damned weird for words" or "trying too hard?"
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I mean it's shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Guess

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Originality is key.
Considering it's plastered all over the popular page I reckon it'll be six months before anything similar is clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Aye, it's not something that can be topped very often.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)
gay porn fiction
even when "comically" written about people on here, is still gay porn fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
That's what worries me.
The level of detail I went into as a straight bloke concerns me slightly.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
You think?
Maybe they'd cancel each other out and become one of those thoroughly annoying couples who are fucking awesome and successful. The cunts. I quite fancy Crunchy and if this Australia thing goes tits-up I'd quite like a backup.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
well, this has been a very strange day

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)
can i get you from behind?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)
hang on a minute!
what's this shit?!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
how come I got to be a 'goody' in this?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
It's a compliment, you daft tart.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
um, thank you
I need to get meaner, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)
It'll come, I used to be so sickly sweet I'd often be sick on my own moobs.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I read that as 'My dad would be so much more interesting'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
My dad can get to fuck, the miserable misanthropic stuck-in-the-past cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Hang on a minute, are you my dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
GET IN.
Saves me paying £8.50 to Lincolnshire County Council to find the bastard myself. I reckon you're due some inheritance sometime soon. Any particular diseases run in your family?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Is Monty your Dad?
EDIT: Gahh, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Hey - he sounds alright!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I'm trying desperately not to grin like a mong at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)
OH YEAH? WELL I HEARD HE KILLED TWO BEARS AND NOW USES THEIR SKULLS AS HOUSE SLIPPERS

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
FUCKYEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I heard they wanted Captain to play Bella in Twilight but she wouldn't dye her hair for the role.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)
She's far too cheerful (and pretty) for that shite anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)
is it 'be nice to cavy' day?
or did I just not wake up this morning and am dreaming this?

I hope not the latter, I don't want to do the interview again
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I'm nice most days!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Kiddo says she's absolutely the worst actress she's ever seen in anything ever.
No expression, no emotion, just stony-faced rubbish. I doubt I'd ever watch it long enough to find out - is it worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
she was pretty good in the runaways

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Was that good?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I'm worried I'd perve for the entire film
So I'm avoiding it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)
surprisingly so

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Cherry Bomb is a good record.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)
No.
I admitted I enjoyed the books, but the films have sucked any enjoyment I had out of them completely. She's a whiney little bitch who should just shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)
You're such a gay.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)
You've gone down radically in my estimation.
Fucking Twilight.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
The books are a far cry from the films
There's actually humour in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I've read them, they are utter bollocks.
But I still wanted to finish them so maybe you're onto something?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)
or have anything to do
with sparkly vampires!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I finally belong,
I love you guys *MASSIVEBINGOWINGHUGSALLROUND*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I heard he had athletes foot and the fungi was so disgusted to be associated with him
changed it's name to fatcuntfoot.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)
hahaha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)
i heard monty likes to stand in kings cross at platform nine and three quarters to help the muggles that fall trying to get through

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I can think of no better job for him
than watching losers crash into a wall and then encouraging them to do it again
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Hahahha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

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