I think you've pulled
Quick, before he come to his senses!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*bundles clay into van*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:55, Reply)

Don't for get the chloroform

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:56, Reply)

delicious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Hey, I didn't agree to help you with your sofa
*puts the lotion on his skin*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:58, Reply)

It puts the mead on it's skin or it gets the hose again.
Edit: Sneaky ninja, or am I going blind?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:59, Reply)

I don't like where this is heading
Edit: Yes, sneaky ninja seconds after posting
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:00, Reply)

how have I never licked mead off a naked man?
surely this would happen just by accident at some point
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:00, Reply)

+ honest m'lud

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Run Bill
I'll distract her with something shiney
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:11, Reply)

*heads for the hills*
.
..
...
*gets out of breath*
...
..
.
*heads for a gastropub*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:14, Reply)

gonna have to use some leet tracking skilllz here

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:15, Reply)

*waves shiny thing*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:16, Reply)

oooo shiny!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:18, Reply)

*throws shiny the opposite way from Bill*
Run man, you can make it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:18, Reply)

*hypnotised by shiny*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:22, Reply)

*hypnotised by shiny*
Goddammit!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:30, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:32, Reply)

Oh Cavey
you've never lived.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:07, Reply)

I no rite!
I did once give a guy a pretend gold coin to chew the hangnail that had been bugging me. That's not the same
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Again, they call me the creepy one?
Jeez cavey.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:10, Reply)

it was just expedient

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Paying men for odd favours
Damn you are doing Rory's rep the world of good. I think you get it from your dad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I should do more of that shit
I need to get in some trouble this summer. I'm getting old and boring
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:23, Reply)

you can join me and BGB
and probably a few others but I forget who, in the Mid-life Crisis Club. we'll all get ill-advised tattoos and silly haircuts band generally tit about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:26, Reply)

booked in for a tattoo at 3pm tomorrow
or today as it's after midnight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:27, Reply)

and with that thought, it's time for bed.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:29, Reply)

it's not boobs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:29, Reply)

I meant it being after midnight
but it totally should be. Congrats on the job my friend, you earned it, not get some sleep.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:31, Reply)

thank you
for once I will admit, I probably did deserve this. Fucking scary now though

night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:32, Reply)

First day at school is always scary
..but getting there in the first place is awesome. well done.

I was facing redundancy about four months back but managed to get a better payed job closer to home after the first interview I hooked. Prior to that it was the scariest time in my life thus far, the thought of not being able to provide for my wife and kids and keep a roof over our heads was terrifying.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:36, Reply)

ah, I'm just being a dumbass
I've been doing the job for a year and a half, I'm more scared because it's the thing I want and I'm not used to that happening. I have no idea how to deal with it. Also first full time permanent job in 10 years - there's no quick get out here.

as I said, I'm being a twat about it, it's awesome really
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:38, Reply)

anyway
wah wah wah. I should sleep now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:42, Reply)