Morning everyone
Am probably not in the right mood for B3ta after this week but hey, I missed you all. What's shakin'?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:33, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My gigantic, bristling, sweaty, veiny gonads.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

They're shaking like the 'tree' in popular dance classic 'Agadoo'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

To the left, to the right?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

They are 'to the knees', Aggers old stick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Oof, no wonder you're not happy!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

My pendulous testes are a wonder of the modern world.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

It's like you're sneaking space hoppers.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

They're like two medicine balls in a mohair sack. A mohair sack that reeks of cheese and sweat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

see now, that just makes me boke.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Oh. I see.
I suggest you don't open my latest gaz, then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Y'know, I just checked, just in case you'd sent one...
*too gullible*
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Congratulations
You're still a reasonably well-adjusted human being
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Thank you. :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

the equivalant of the hanging baskets of babylon

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

...

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Bobby's distended arse.
You alright fella?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Probably the last thing I wanted to reply to this morning
Why on earth would you say that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Could be worse
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1296579
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Better, you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Good to see that the standards haven't slipped in my absence
How are you mate? Was the funeral bearable?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It was as good as possible fella
First non-christian one I've been to, this was read out, and some rather excellent music was played.

Then we just got wankered at the wake, all in all an OK day, thank you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Glad to hear it mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1296579
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

We're a bunch of fucking mongs.
We hold collective responsibility.
hahah and to prove my monginess I replied in the wrong place
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

What's happened this week?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Work has been unbelievably cunty
and as a result I haven't slept more than an hour or two any night since the weekend. The end of my tether has been but a distant memory since Tuesday morning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

You've been werkin at home and that?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I wish, then I wouldn't have had to field so many calls from simpletons and wankers
Have jsut had to do a lot of prep at home, which I bloody hate and frankly don't get paid enough to do, and haven't been able to stop thinking about it when I should be sleeping.

Thank you for asking :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)