oh bugger off and write some slash
I cannot type for shit, it's probably glandular.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nah, going to leave that for a while.
Once is funny. Twice, worrying.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)

you could always write something that is non sexual
like b3ta horror (yes, even more horrifying than that homo-erotica).

or a b3ta murder mystery. i think b3th did it in the conservatory with the candlestick. oh hang on. now we're just back to the porno images...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)

No, don't stop, I was enjoying the mental imagery...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)

this does not surprise me
not even a little bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Why ever not?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

because i don't know you
but i already know that you are a sick, sick man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you called me a sick, sick man once
So you are obviously an appalling judge of character
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Sounds like you're a pretty good judge of character.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

i am bang on the money

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)