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Unfinished sentence lols.I've just been checking my emails and found I had an update from the Galtres festival in the form of a newsletter. You know how these things have articles in them, and they sometimes publish the a bit of the first paragraph as a lead in, after which you have click the link to read the full thing? Well, one of them was about the availability of ear defenders for young kids and ran as follows:
"We've ordered a load of groovy kids' ear defenders and will be selling them at the festival so you can protect your children's hearing if they're near one of the big stages. I've already reserved one set for my little boy Henry so I can take him up the..."
I haven't read the full piece, so I have no idea how it ends. I suspect maybe not as badly as my brain is suggesting.
Alt: Lunch, I suppose.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:42,
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You may be correct.However, I think you should let your imagine run riot, Chompy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:47,
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Tuna surprise sammich and crisps.Now I'm going to be good and do some work.............no, nobody stop me..........I'm doing it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:47,
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I wasn't expecting that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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Stop spoiling the excitement(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:00,
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There's nothing in it except tuna.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:49,
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That calling some food suprise doesn't actually make your life any more exciting.(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)
not when it's from a giant tuna(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:54,
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Do fish actually have penises? (Peni?)I thought the girly fish laid eggs and the boys bukaked all over them...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:56,
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Some have an adapted fin.Not all fish lay eggs, some are livebearers.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:57,
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but does this include Tunaand is this fin capable of bumming a human, specifically BGB in this case?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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Most fish do.However, some tropical freshwater species like platys and swordtails give birth to live young. The males have a pointy fin at the back before the tail which is essentially a piscine cock.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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I freely admit I know a lot of weird stuff.I could have stood not knowing this though.
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I keep tropical fish.Therefore I know this sort of stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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Alexei Sayle lols.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:24,
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this may be true, but it's not the point.The point is that Cavey is wrong and BGB is not about to get bummed by her sandwich.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:17,
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I am never wrong!there was no implication of penis - could be another bit of the fish
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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Why thank you, most kind.So you're implying Tuna bum people with Dildos now are you?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:40,
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Jesus christ.And still it's Fine Upstanding Me and Poor Virginal Luggage that are called creepy and weird.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:48,
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my halo is shinieredit: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1296579#post1296588
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:55,
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mollies do this tooi know this because my friend had tropical fish at uni (horrible things that ate each other. and the bubbling water tank noise made you need a piss all day and all night). she had a black molly. when she was sad one day, i bought her a silver molly to cheer her up.
i had no idea mollies were live-bearing fish. i had no idea i had somehow managed to pick the only female in the tank (apparently they normally only sell males). shortly afterwards she had about 10 tiny baby mollyfish. they were so cute. we stood there transfixed. then the albino shark swam past. stopped. swam back. just sucked them up like spaghetti. we were too shocked to cry. she had to buy a breeding net, but chasing tiny little fuckers with a spoon around a big tank full of big fish that wanted to eat them was not an easy task.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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I reckon you and thinggy should make love like fishes do.Basicly, you have a good ol' wank in the bath tub, and then at thinggy's conviniance she nips into the bath tub to pick it up.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:03,
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You get to pretend you're bumming a sailor.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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Thank you Kroners old chapMuch aprixiated.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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You wanted motivating....just being a friend.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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I know.You were very fierce though. It was frightening and hot at the same time.
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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"So I can take him up the cottage pie".You filthy sod.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:49,
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Ham, egg and spinach sandwich with mustard.Lovely.
And I'll always remember the email I got one day which started "Terribly sorry, there appears to be a cock up my end..."
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Hahahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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Can you get wholegrain cock?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:51,
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English, of course.Do you take me for some sort of limp-wristed foreigner?
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Wholegrain mustard is magnificent in mashed potato.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:06,
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Had that in my tesco value meal last weekWas fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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Nah, that was Lionel Ritchie.Foreigner did 'cold as ice'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!I take half a week off the internet and when I come back you've spaffed all over it!
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I have seen it. Terrifying.I'm actually rather impressed with your imagination.
OK, let's be honest;
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I have no experience whatsoever.I actually left out some detail, to be fair.
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Cheese sandwiches of boredomand the last of my home made biccies. I might make some more tominight to use up my leftovers. Anchovy and olive biccies anyone?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:52,
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oh bugger off and write some slashI cannot type for shit, it's probably glandular.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:54,
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Nah, going to leave that for a while.Once is funny. Twice, worrying.
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you could always write something that is non sexuallike b3ta horror (yes, even more horrifying than that homo-erotica).
or a b3ta murder mystery. i think b3th did it in the conservatory with the candlestick. oh hang on. now we're just back to the porno images...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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this does not surprise menot even a little bit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:05,
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because i don't know youbut i already know that you are a sick, sick man
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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I'm pretty sure you called me a sick, sick man onceSo you are obviously an appalling judge of character
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I read "bicycles" instead of "biccies."I have since made a mental note of my mistake, but prefer to continue dwelling in my own happy little place in which I believe you make your own bicycles and ingest them.
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Or anyone standing within ten feet of you.Burger King and McDonalds make you sweat grease out of your face. The sight of anyone eating one makes me feel ill.
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I think a whopper is the least of my arterial problems. Sweat grease out of your face?
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Pea and ham soupI fear it was my flatmate's though, as I don't remember having any; but he's not a big fan of soups, so it could be mine.
We'll make a proper nice one with the stock from cooking the ham yesterday. I overcooked it a bit, bit it's delicious anyway.
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Alt:Wheatberries and giant couscous with roasted butternut squash, and a pint of water. Just had a pack of green olives for desert, now enjoying a roll up. I'm so out there.
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Alt: a wander up the city in search of a 12" x 8" picture frameAnd, to save anyone else the bother;
You're welcome
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It's not funny for mewe translated the title as "Who cheated to Roger Rabbit"
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It's not funny for me either.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:05,
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A signed picture of Grant Holt scoring his hat-trick goal at Carrow Road against Ipswich last yearIt's for my best mate. He loves Grant Holt.
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To be honest, if my huge throbbing fuckstick scored a hat trick, I'd want a signed photo of it too.(
Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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You're very eager, that's all I'm saying*calculates minimum safe distance*
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Has he got a girlfriend?Is he allowed to have football pictures at home?
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I have Clint Dempsey's shirt from when we stayed up on the last day of the season a few years back. I got it signed cos I've got high up contacts within the club, I'm in the inner circle init. But I don't want to put it on the wall because it's a bit gay, so I make do with a limited edition Wild Beasts print instead.
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So not only are you a thiefbut you're "connected" in the upper levels of an organisation managed by Tony Soprano.
I hereby retract every vaguely unkind thing I've ever said to you.
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He's engaged, in factAnd he can keep it on his desk at work, if not. I fucking hate Grant Holt, which I hope will grant the gift greater resonance.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:04,
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Why would the shitpipe of a passing trawlerman have a 12" x 8" picture frame in it?(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
kyhber EAT has roasted pepper and goats cheese soup with pesto. i might get that. and a cheese straw. or the staff restaurant vegetarian option is lentil dahl and rice with a poppadum. hmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:01,
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MmmmI love lentil soup. Lentils in general. I cook them with chorizo, black pudding and a chunk of streaky bacon. Then cook some white rice and mix them together. Mmmmm... the best food ever. Or almost.
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lentils are awesomemy local greek restaurant does a salad which is lentils and spring onions tossed in olive oil and lemon juice with cubes of feta cheese. fucking awesome!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:05,
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I, too, am frequently struck dumb with awe at the mere sight of lentils.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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Watch out for the awe if you do.I do hope it isn't mysteriously downgraded to 'really enjoying the taste and texture of lentils' - it's always pure, unadulterated AWE like wot you get in the prescence of THE LORD, for me.
And those puy lentils give me a stonking great rippling bone-on, and two pints of pre-cum gushes out of my Helmand Province if I so much as see a packet of them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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Wait until you try mineYou're going to have a heart attack (probably because of all the fat that goes on them)
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I'm going to have a broken nose caused by my precum jet.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:19,
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I'll provide youwith a bucket for your cum and a nose protector, ok?
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heyuntil you have tasted the elysian delights of "as greek as it gets", you cannot understand the godlike awe that the delightful dimi inspires. his golden crunchy salty fries, smothered in crumbled feta and scattere with oregano, are actually a religious experience.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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Lusty said my tarka dal was 'the nicest thing she'd eaten in months'.Please feel free to embellish this with LOLarious smutty innuendo if you must.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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Lentils are my university staple.Although once there was nothing to have them with so I used golden syrup. Great days.
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Yeah it was quite nice actually. I usually have them with black bean sauce.
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I always coock them as on a stockso never had to add any sauce on them.
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I wouldn't make love to Andi Peters, but I'd have a threesome with him.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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The strange place that we commoners refer to as 'Gonz's brain'.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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I reckon I would do the same thing with Ansley Harriot, a foursome, me, ansley harriot and andi peters and...ermm.... I think b3th would like to join us, I doubt she's had jewish or black willy before, so it would be an experiance.The trouble is that I know for a fact, out of the four of us, I would have the smallest willy, but Andley and Andi seem like a good sort who wouldn't tell everyone that, in comparison to the black mamba and black pudding, that I'm tiny.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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I think I could make a good case though of being the one to get the bum, because I don't think b3th has much experiance with bum-fun...... so in order for her not to really be hurt or put off, a comparsivly small one would be best suited for that job.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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you know you're typing this, don't you?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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There is no shame in saying you can't compete, willy size wise, with Andi Peters or Ansley Harriot.That's like saying you can't compete, car racing wise, with Louis Hamilton.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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you're only assuming cock sizeit could be they have tiny ones are are compensating
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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I've shaken hands with ansley harriot before, it was like a putting a normal person holding a cadbury's creme egg next to a gorilla holding a mini-egg.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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Ainsley Harriott has a tiny cock, though.And I doubt you could get Andi Peters up a vajoo even if drugged and forced.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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Nah',tinyurl.com/TheLaughOfAManWithABigPenis
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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I bet they called him 'Acorn Ainsley' in the PE showers at school.That and 'that God-awful bellowing brute Harriott'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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I reckon Brute is the gayest word there is.One day I'm going to use it without being sarcastic, this'll be my misson.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:22,
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1. Ring up Acorn Ainsley2. Call him a brute
3. Hang up
4. ?????
5. PROFIT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:24,
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Poor B3th, did the nasty Gonz upset you?*offers consoling hug which no ulterior motive what so ever, honest*
*is lying*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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On re-reading itand god knows why I bothered doing that, it seems that Gonz is implying I will have a larger willy than him.
I can assure you that this will not be the case. My willy is tiny.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:37,
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No, he's implying that when he, Harriot and Peters take you airtighthe'd need to be the "tail-end charlie" as his insubstantial member would cause the least botty damage.
I'm almost sorry for explaining this. Almost.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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Now I'm really not hungry.That is such a disturbing image on so many levels.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44,
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You are so tiny you couldn't stick your cock in Ainsley's mouth and"tickle those tastebuds"?
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Give him a mouthful of 'Susie Semen'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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Oh fucking hell.you've got me thinking about the annoying cunt now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:19,
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Do you wiggle your bum and do a flaminco dance every time you add a bit of percy pepper or sally salt?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:25,
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I hope to god he said 'I really liked that song of yours 'You Sexy Thing'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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Followed by 'I was so sorry to hear about you and Dawn French splitting up'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:31,
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Then 'you should never have left South Park, that chef character of yours was brilliant'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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Hahaha! Now that Dawn French has moved out, Lenny Henry says he's going to convert her bedroom into a games room.
Which I imagine would just be a tyre on a rope...
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I would expect it's more likely to be a pool table or somethingbut then I'm not a massive racist.
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You should try some of those built-up shoes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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I can't remember, it was such a long time ago.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:47,
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Yes. Then I neck a bottle of 'Covooonia' and then shit myself whilst looking like a sweaty malteser.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:29,
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Ooh, this is coolAge-related memory loss reversed in monkeys.
Wait, what were we talking about?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:22,
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Between thisand that experimental drug that clears a stroke, I'll live forever!
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or at least remember and comprehend all the abuse that caused your eventual demise(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:37,
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Nothing I do or say this week will take the "gayest post" awardNOTHING
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This must be quite a reliefit's interesting that you 'weren't here' when 'Luggage' posted his epic. Just saying.... mighty convenient for you is all....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:31,
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Probably thrashing wildly round his room with a picture of Monty in his hand, I reckon.(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Have a look on the popular page.It's about Monty and FreeFare, and their forbidden love.
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this onewww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1293627
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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Printed out and framedalternatively I can find it on the popular page in about 3 clicks.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:43,
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Yes you look a bit worried at the moment.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:46,
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It's just some embarrassing bent shit. Pay it no mind.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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A moving tale of the tender love deeply felt by two men.
Which one of them do you fancy?
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It is a sweet old fashioned love story, isn't it?Made all the more lovely by the fact Monty clearly feels violated by it's very existence.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:45,
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Cranberry!Only because it's the only chutney I've ever had.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:24,
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The best chutneys are (in no particular order):Irish Marrow
Spicy Tomato
Green Tomato
Some other ones.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:28,
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Green tomato - now we're talking. I also like Ainsley's Acorn chutney.
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My mother would make 20+ jars of a good 8 types of chutney a year.And similar quantities and varieties of jam. We had an allotment in our garden that must have been 50 feet square, with a fruit cage and all manner of veg. It's probably the reason I'm not dead today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:34,
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That's incredibly smart. I don't know how to do any of those things. I don't think I could keep a veggie garden growing.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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My mother had a bit of time on her hands when we all went to school.She didn't have the nerve to develop secret alcoholism so chutney it was.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:41,
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Aged 16 my brother had a pub in his bedroom.Marble-topped bar, optics, barrels and bottles of his own beer....
Funnily enough he's a massive alcoholic these days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44,
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it's not alcoholism if you're testing the product!(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:48,
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My father ran the Winchester College Wine Society so home-made shit was not going to cut it at Chateau Boyce.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:44,
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Strong cheese, cold meat and chutney. Pickled onions and pickled chilli on the side. That's a man's lunch!
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All washed down with a jolly old fist fight and a hearty balloon of breandeh.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:40,
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I have red onion and cranberry chutney for sandwichesto be honest it's a bit sweet.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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Was there an actual question there?Alt: for some reason I'm not hungry any more....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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He was asking you to complete the sentence."B3th should read the post before replying because..."
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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I thought he was just commenting on the lack of an endingI didn't see a question there.
God, you're such a bully, K.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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You're right, there wasn't a question there."Kristine should think before posting because..."
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:37,
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