A signed picture of Grant Holt scoring his hat-trick goal at Carrow Road against Ipswich last year
It's for my best mate. He loves Grant Holt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Grant Holt my huge throbbing fuckstick
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)

To be honest, if my huge throbbing fuckstick scored a hat trick, I'd want a signed photo of it too.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Seriously mate
Knock it off with the gay porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Nah, that was on your old meme, not mine.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

You're very eager, that's all I'm saying
*calculates minimum safe distance*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Me? No.
Not at all.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

it one
with the to
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Has he got a girlfriend?
Is he allowed to have football pictures at home?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I have Clint Dempsey's shirt from when we stayed up on the last day of the season a few years back.
I got it signed cos I've got high up contacts within the club, I'm in the inner circle init. But I don't want to put it on the wall because it's a bit gay, so I make do with a limited edition Wild Beasts print instead.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)

So not only are you a thief
but you're "connected" in the upper levels of an organisation managed by Tony Soprano.

I hereby retract every vaguely unkind thing I've ever said to you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

*calls off hit*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

He's engaged, in fact
And he can keep it on his desk at work, if not. I fucking hate Grant Holt, which I hope will grant the gift greater resonance.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)