Other things killed by 1970s dinnerladies:
Red cabbage.
Bakewell Tart.
Chocolate mousse.
That cat that got trapped in the pig bins.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ugh we had 'tapioca pudding', that shit was evil.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Boke.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

You are dredging up long suppressed memories here, Monters.
You awful bastard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Until you have been to Transylvania you have no idea what bad food is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I worked alongside possibly the most clueless chef in the world.
I think I may have a vague idea.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Would Sir like boiled potatoes or boiled dumplings with his boiled gristle?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

'Perhaps some phlegmy gruel?'
'Or would sir prefer the national dish of dishwater with a homeopathic quantity of tomato and some unidentifiable root vegetables bobbing in it?'

'What do you mean you'd rather eat your own shit, sir?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

i see your transylvania
and i raise you CUBA

they even fucked up a cheese sandwich.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

My local spoon did this.
I asked for a cheese toastie and got a cheese sandwich, made with toast. Stupid cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Clearly the invention of the Breville passed right by this lower order of society.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)