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Are you really that stuck for cash?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Sort of, I need to start saving relatively large amounts of money.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Get your girlfriend up the duff?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I was just wondering that
and whether it would be rude to ask. However, since you've asked already... have you managed to carelessly impregnate someone?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I'm good at asking rude questions.
I have been accused of a total lack of tact, but I prefer to think of it as being refreshingly straightforward.

Howdy Berk.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I have been accused of similar
but I've never asked a question I would have been offended by if it had been asked of me. People are just weird.

Alright CQ?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Well, yes, but it's all relative, innit?
There's very few questions I'd be offended by, probably none actually, a few I might refuse to answer, but how can a question be offensive?

As my granddad used to say "They're all queer, 'cept me and thee - and thee's a bit peculiar."
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
No, he's saving up for the Gregg's summer sale.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Yeah, I need to buy me some real Cornish pasties.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
With real Cornish in them?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
With peas and carrots and so on.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
So, not Cornish flavoured then, like fruit pasties are fruit flavoured?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
No no, the real ones. The genuine Cornish ones that Greggs sell.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)
So Greg is a Cornish chap who sells carrot flavoured fruit pastels then?
*continues to wilfully not get your piss-poor joke*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

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