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Are you really that stuck for cash?
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:47,
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Sort of, I need to start saving relatively large amounts of money.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:50,
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Get your girlfriend up the duff?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:53,
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I was just wondering that
and whether it would be rude to ask. However, since you've asked already... have you managed to carelessly impregnate someone?
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berk, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55,
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I'm good at asking rude questions.
I have been accused of a total lack of tact, but I prefer to think of it as being refreshingly straightforward.
Howdy Berk.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:56,
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I have been accused of similar
but I've never asked a question I would have been offended by if it had been asked of me. People are just weird.
Alright CQ?
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berk, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:00,
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Well, yes, but it's all relative, innit?
There's very few questions I'd be offended by, probably none actually, a few I might refuse to answer, but how can a question be offensive?
As my granddad used to say "They're all queer, 'cept me and thee - and thee's a bit peculiar."
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:04,
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No, he's saving up for the Gregg's summer sale.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55,
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Yeah, I need to buy me some real Cornish pasties.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:01,
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With real Cornish in them?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:05,
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With peas and carrots and so on.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:07,
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So, not Cornish flavoured then, like fruit pasties are fruit flavoured?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:09,
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No no, the real ones. The genuine Cornish ones that Greggs sell.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:20,
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So Greg is a Cornish chap who sells carrot flavoured fruit pastels then?
*continues to wilfully not get your piss-poor joke*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24,
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