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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you had to fuck a cake
What kind of cake would you fuck.
I'm talking gunpoint here.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55, 33 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I think a jam doughnut would be alright.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I don't think there's a man alive who wouldn't have a go on a Battenburg

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Probably custard doughnut
Or a choux bun. Or one, then the other. Or both at once. Oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
A Victoria Sponge
I wouldn't need anyone threatening me either
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)
you need a gun to stop me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
A rum baba.
Fnar.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Does trifle count as a cake?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Let me answer your question with another question
Is trifle a cake?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)
we don't want any of your fancy lawyer talk around here

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)
That's what I was asking you, silly worm dude.
I mean seriously, even when answering a question with a question, one traditionally asks a different question.

You're not very clever, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Sorry, I thought you were asking
'for the purposes of your question can I use a trifle'
not
'Is trifle a cake or not'

No, trifle is not a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Well you learn something new every day.
Tiramisu it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Tiramisu is trifle.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)
bent trifle.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)
The bentest.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Cake Moss.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Dawn FrenchFancy

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Victoria Spongewood.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Genoese Saunders.
That took longer than it should have.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Anne Rice Cake
It's bloody awful.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Prince Henry of Battenberg

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Cake Bush.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Cake Beckinsale.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Christopher Eccles cake.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Professor Iterole

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)
You're a shit and everybody hates you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)
You are indisputably correct.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)
No I'm not.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)
has anyone disputed it?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
No fucker would dare.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I'm busting this one out again
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-%26-entertainment/masterchef-viewers-divided-over-greg-wallace-copulating-with-food-201103043596/
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Actually ... I'd probably just fuck your cake.
I'd probably make you watch. Or at least tell you all about it later. While wiping the fondant onto your curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Do i get to fart on it first?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

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