Well, fuck it.
I'm still not happy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No neither are the rest of the unobservant masses who, despite having lived in this country all their lives
are apparently completely oblivious to the fact that our summers are almost always the same as this one.

Edit: And most of them seem to feel the need to display their idiocy to me.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Just because it's common, does not mean it has to be liked.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Not liking it isn't the problem
it's acting as though it's somehow unusual that irritates me.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

everything irritates you today
Now tell us why so we can take this piss out of your deeply personal problem.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

It does, but this irritates me on a regular basis
as it's so completely absurd.

This piss? This one right here?
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

If you're going to be irritated by human stupidity, you will not be a happy man.
Right, as you are sensibly not answering the question about what is wrong I'm going to start spreading the rumour that you are saving up for gender reassignment surgery in the hopes of seducing Monty.

Yes, that piss, not any other piss, just that one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

We're probably all just jealous of your fastastic health, good looks, and academic achievement.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Also, my excellent spelling.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'm developing a serious case of acute gonzism.
It may be why I'm universally unemployable.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Not even the pier will have you :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I thought you were self-employed?

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I am at the moment
but I'm trying to find a grown-up job.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I shouldn't.
They're massively overrated.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

She has to hire the room aint it?
Then it's up to her how many punters she services during her shift
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

So, is it a flat fee she pays
or a percentage of earnings?
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

No, I just pay for the room, with extra for a bathroom.
I do have to give all the money to my pimp, but he's very nice and lets me have enough for something pretty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Your arthritic claw-hands
must be great for hand jobs.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Oh yeah.
And when I take my teeth out, the blowies are *awesome*.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

They don't trust her with the percentages, you know like they might count the punters, but she'll be doing anal and dp's and putting down blow jobs only
Safest to go for a flat room rental, towels are extra
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

But surely that's the purpose of management, to keep the employees honest.
I thought that was the very genesis of the pimp-slap.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)