I totally would, but I'd be fuck all use to you.
Alt: sci fi actor. Or personal shopper.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you could just look at it and tell me if you think it looks awesome and if you'd hire me?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'd hire you anyway
But yeah, email it to me if you want. I can at least tell you if it's spelled right.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

nevermind, you're biased.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Now I mean this in the nicest possible way
but "personal shopper" is the shittest answer to this or any other question ever posed in the history of humanity.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Well, I love to shop
and the only way I would get paid for shopping is if I were a personal shopper.

And I'm terminally boring anyway. I thought everyone knew this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Sorry. I make it a point not to remember who anybody is.
I've been here eight years and with the exception of the people I've met in OMG Real Life, you're all one tragic blur of ascii wittering.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

8 years?
you're like some kind of grumpy grandfather on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Shambles and I are the Statler and Waldorf of b3ta.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

you only outdo me by a month

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I out do you all by some distance.
*waves larger e-penis around*
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

you must be so proud

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Post counts and member numbers mean nothing.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

it's all about how much of a grumpy cunt you are.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1298877
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

yes
but I suspect you don't fit all of the criteria grumpy, old, and man
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Which is the pretty one?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Statler has the better facial hair, so that's you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

sci fi actor would be wicked
especially now girls are allowed good parts in them

better would be a job as Dr Who's assistant in real life (I refuse to belive it's completely fictional)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Why would anybody say anything that mean?
They'll be saying next that Father Christmas isn't real.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)