But look at his ickul face! And his ickul beard! And his ickul flicky haircut!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What I like best about him is his voice.
It's so commanding, such a rich baritone. Anyone who says he sounds like Joe Pasquale's 5-year-old son is WAY OFF THE MARK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Never has God played a more cruel trick than giving that face and body such a voice.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Roundworm.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Cerebral Palsy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Human childbirth.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:54, Reply)

The penis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:54, Reply)

*nods sagely*

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:55, Reply)

ARE YOU CALLING GOD A PENIS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Looks like someone's been mistranslating their Amon Duul II albums, eh readers?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Yes.
Feel the embrace of His Cheesy Miasma!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I disagree, Blousie
At least Beckham has the face and the body to fall back on, and they have served him reasonably well, it's fair to say. Whereas everyone from Birmingham...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)

When he stops being able to do kicking quite so well
he totes has a second career doing the voiceover for film trailers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Yes, look at it
I don't think I'd ever tire of punching it...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)