We are LOVELY and that's why you all hate us, it's not because we're fat.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

we don't want people being all smiley and helpful
if I wanted a chat I'd go see my mates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

well fuck off the internet then

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I wasn't talking about now
I meant in a restaurant or a shop
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I know.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I know you know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I know you know I know

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

the potion with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

My girls are going to be so disappointed in us.
Our shop assistants look at you like you're not fit to empty their bins.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Mostly lovely.
New Yorkers can fuck the fuck off. People from Virginia are nice enough though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

This is true.
My friend Laurie certainly is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Americans who have been to England always seem surprised at how polite I am.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I went out with an American girl for a bit.
She had to learn how to eat properly with cutlery when she came here. She was fucking brilliant though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

what, did she just use her hands to smash the food into her face?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

You eat like trained chimps.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Chopped it all up first, and then ate it all by fork with an elbow on the table.
I mean, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

the heathen
/has never ever done that in her life, honest
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I still love you, no matter what.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

*beams*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I've known a few Americans who do it
it's really weird.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

^oh, this. With the cutlery, I mean.
They're fascinated to watch me pile food on the back of my fork. It's like they're watching some tribal ritual or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I've only seen this in movies.
You actually do that?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

It's how you'rer meant to do it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

You'rer not wrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

my gonzism is getting wurs

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

see also, not holding the knife like a pen.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I have great pals in New York. They're excellent people.


Perhaps they just thought you were a wanker and didn't mind you knowing this?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

No, really.
The Americans I was travelling with remarked on the fact as well. This one guy who worked in the left luggage facility was a complete and total tool. I had to deal with him four times in the course of my visit to the States, and he was a dick every single time.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

You only disliked him because you were in the left luggage department and he was mocking your name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)