OHHHHHHHHH, A 'jesters hat'.
Christ all mighty, I'm a little tiny ball of anger and hatred at the moment, but I want to find out who wrote that article, find out what car is their's in the carpark, hide myself in the boot, and then when they drive home, I'll get out the car in the middle of the night, check the back door to see if it's locked or not, and if it isn't, I'll sneek into their house, make my way to the toilet, and then poor pure capsicon all over the seat. And over the rim of all their cups. And on all their cutlery. Then sneek back into the boot of their car, spend the night there, and get a free lift back to my car (that is waiting in the BBC head office car park), then drive home.

So not only have they got capsicon all over their cutlery and privates, but they gave the person who did that a lift to their car the next day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

when I'm rich
I'm totally paying you to be my ideas man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Nobody and squander money like I can. I got a 2 grand loan last month and still was 700 OD'd the day before payday.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

If it helps though, I found this video....
... www.wimp.com/dogsargument/ ...

And I know that the two dogs are called Mishka and Laika from their facebook group that I'm already a member off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

that is excellent.
I did some recording (of music) round at a mate's house a couple of years ago, and on the recordings you can hear his huskie singing along.

You can also get her to say "I want one"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Don't introduce it to Jeff.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

This is funny because he'd give it one

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Yup, one silibal words without prounced harsh contantents such as 't' are great for putting in a dog's mouth.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

huskies are good mimics
as dogs go at least.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

you bastard
I want a huskie now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Newfoundlands are the best of the big-dogs, they're like bears.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYl8SYNuaKQ
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I once saw one of these next to a horse, it was half the size of it, OF A FUCKING HORSE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jqb9816T9U&feature=related
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I don't like then too massive
But I do like them smart. Used to have a Black Labradoodle, he was (and still is) awesome.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Oh man, I bet it's adorable. My friend just got a pup cockapoo, totally jellous.
Yeah', they're too big domesticly, they're working dogs, keeping the wolves away from the herd... they'd fuck up any chav with a staffy though (as much as I'd actually be disturbed to see that)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

In london
I'd find it hard to justify anything bigger than a Staf (they are actually decent dogs, shame about the owners) and with my life style, dogs are more of a fantasy than a reality, but, one day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Yeah', ditto.
I'm not a fan of staffies, because I don't like (as much) short-haired muscular dogs.... I hate with a passion those who have them for the hard-man image, the dog homes have a stupidly high percentage of them because pricks don't think of the dog.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)

you're just the kind of guy a rich man needs to take advice from

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)