I believe I just did
pre-emptively even
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm not a happy camper at the moment.
I've got 'the rage'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Not Lily allen's best work

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

did you jizz in your pants?
If so, I can see why that might not have helped.

If not, tell Aunty /OT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Be warned Lighty.
If the rage contines into tomorrow, I'll be wearing Stone Island.

(granted, this would mean me buying some over-priced knitted garment, I'm I'm naused off all the same).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I have no idea what that means
none.

/is old
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

/is DEAD TO ME!
Jestin' Lighty.

What time are you due in?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

12:08
thinking of walking halfway to Ashton Gate, stopping for beer and food, then continuing on.

Any suggestions?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Well this isn't good
Jeff and Gonz both channelling fury down the internet.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

What the fuck was going on at Trent Bridge today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

The main thing
Was Stuart "dude looks like a lady" Broad being put in AFTER Big Tim and trying to prove a point - which he did.

It's a very crazy wicket. The ball that took Swann out would have flattened anyone.

This will be a 3 day test. Total bowlers pitch.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I think if you've got a ticket for the 4th day you're wasting your time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

We'll be back in Sunday morning
I have a whole weekend with nothing to do but sit about, listen to cricket and scratch my bollocks.

Out on the piss tomorrow night as well.

It's a long time since I've had a weekend like that and I'm pleased.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Isn't that one of the harbingers of the end of days?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Yes
It's in the book of revelations.

"Verily if the Jeff and the Gonz do be enraged at the same time than a fucking big shitstorm will descend and SMITE THEE DOWN. So cop for that, unbelievers."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)