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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hate fridays because you all fuck off when I've got 3 hours left.
Ah well
listening to this currently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZNBEwZ3as

if anyone is about, what've you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:38, 180 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
a dirty bottle of red with no glass
im still here :( on a friday :(((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
you dont need no fucking glass
i'll probably be lurking around later as i have nothing to do and no cash

have a great swig of red for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

why is the bottle dirty?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
its one of those 3-4-5 italian jobbies from the fucking corner shop
like fermented tramps piss

its my birthday soon, you popping over for a drink?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Yeah for sure, look my roommate is out of town for the week, leaving tomorrow
she's a massive frige full of wine
pop over and we'll have a few cheeky bottles
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
holy shit im coming in to a few quid next month
LEMME SAVE
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I hope you like blueberry
it's my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Yeah, I'm still here
I've got no life.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
alright b3th
what's your drink of choice this eve?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I don't know.
I'm trying to decide between a straight rum and orange, or a pina colada.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)
rum and orange juice?
pina coladas aren't all that great
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
even better
gin and orange juice
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
yessssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
I'm not a fan of gin.
It's a bit bitter for me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
YEAH BUT GIN AND JUICE
laaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiid back, wit yo mind on ya money and ya money on ya mind
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
It can't be a pina colada now
because mr b3th has gone to bed, and I don't want to fire up the VitaMix now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I'll go with that.
Rum and orange sounds foul - although rum and blackcurrant is nice but if you drink 12 of them in an hour you fall over in a muddy field - my research leads me to this conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
rum is nice with most things.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I'm out with my mate "The Sailor" tomorrow
He's called The Sailor because he'll drink any concoction of shorts.

I'll try him with rum and orange and see if he's sick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I saw 'rum'
I obviously mean 'Bacardi'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Tea is not one of these things.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
its called an 'orange blossom' apparently
i checked before mixing my precious tesco value gin
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)
i've got a big bastard bottle of seagrams honey whiskey
if you mix it with coke it's called a tall, dark and handsome

i think i'll have that later
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)
haha i needs me one of those

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)
yeah but it won't even stroke your hair at night
what's the use in it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)
those ones are TROUBLE kris
trust me
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf5LeZDjTGM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
There's this bar in Glasgow I used to go to when I was a student
that did a great drink called a Time Bomb. Basically, a pint of diet Coke, a shot of lime, and four shots of different spirits. The name came from the fact that you would drink them all night and be fine, then they would hit when you tried to stand up.

I miss Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I quite love a mind eraser

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is for BGB:
www.apartmenttherapy.com/la/real-estate/hollywood-for-sale-the-dude-used-to-abide-here-152374
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
that's a little ridiculous
just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Yeah
but if she had a spare $2,295,000 she might want to treat herself.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Aw man!!!
It looks lovely : )))
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Mint: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CivihbG_A0&ob=av2e
And to put you all on a complete downer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaeQmrMgw7M
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
first is unavailable in my country
second isn't allowed as I'm trying to be in a good mood and it sounds like death is on the way
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Okay, have this one.
If it doesn't have you dancing I'm not sure what's wrong with you; www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHxc3e2TJXc
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
ive started dancing when out and pissed
i dunno whats fucking wrong with me. im attributing it to Old
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I do think that's a case of oldfartitus.
There is no cure.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
h8 u

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)
wot
why are you listening to that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Alright K
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONo10bU67M

Just finished cashing up for the month. I've had this wedged in my ear for the last few days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
that video only plays for 2 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Works for me

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
won't even buffer

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Cop for this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNgt7U9QrFQ

Just been on wonderful 6 Music and I'd forgotten what a top song it really is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:42, Reply)
He always looks to me like a blond Chrissie Hynde

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Oh great, a new thread goes on and NOBODY TELLS ME.
/ac
I got totally awesome best kabab on the planet ever in the world ever created by some lovely turkish boys.

Plus, bearing in mind I haven't spoken on the phone to anyone from cyprus for 4 years, this came up on my phone..... I really hope BJ is that guy's initials, I have no idea who it is.


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)
There's a headless man attacking your mum!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I have never had a blowjob off a bearded balded turkish man !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)
so you say...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)
alright Gonz, are you having a fabulous evening?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I'm no longer upset and angry at the world, I even anger-swore at my ma' before about something she wanted me to do, I wont' go into the whole thing but I said "What's the fucking differance if I do it today or some time this weekend?".
Don't think I've done that before.

But now I'm just normalish.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)
*shocked*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I came so close to chucking my phone against a wall, and I stopped myself, and I had a glass in my hand ready to lob it, I wish I did, would make me feel so much better (and so manly and dramatic too), but I didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Doesn't work that way
You feel manly when you throw it but as soon as it hits the wall you feel irredemably childish....
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I donno, the release of anger would have been better than letting it simmer for hours while I avoid everyone in the world and take it out on people online.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Try it then.
When you destroy anything you have to pick up the pieces and count the cost and it can be a humbling exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Maybe less humbling and more of getting on with life.
You've had your fit, now to pick up the pieces and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Yah', the moment's gone now, a pint glass wouldn't be worth anything financially or sentimentally, it's probably knicked from a pub to tell you the truth, but would have been so satisfying.
I'm sure they'll be another moment like it though =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Picking up bits of broken glass from the floor
Never let anger or frustration manifest itself physically, however tempting it feels.

Voodoo dolls are a very primative but exceptionally effective concept.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I find that as I get older expressing my anger and frustration makes me feel better.
Even if it upsets other people, at least they know how you feel.

Plus I broke a door at work, and that felt nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
evening
this is excellent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=REc-VG4kA1s&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Lighty.
I'll gaz you my number. This evening, I'm not doing conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
groovy

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I've just got in.
Having had a monster shit week.

One of you fuckers entertain me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I believe I just did
pre-emptively even
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I'm not a happy camper at the moment.
I've got 'the rage'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Not Lily allen's best work

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
did you jizz in your pants?
If so, I can see why that might not have helped.

If not, tell Aunty /OT.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Be warned Lighty.
If the rage contines into tomorrow, I'll be wearing Stone Island.

(granted, this would mean me buying some over-priced knitted garment, I'm I'm naused off all the same).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I have no idea what that means
none.

/is old
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
/is DEAD TO ME!
Jestin' Lighty.

What time are you due in?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
12:08
thinking of walking halfway to Ashton Gate, stopping for beer and food, then continuing on.

Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Well this isn't good
Jeff and Gonz both channelling fury down the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
What the fuck was going on at Trent Bridge today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
The main thing
Was Stuart "dude looks like a lady" Broad being put in AFTER Big Tim and trying to prove a point - which he did.

It's a very crazy wicket. The ball that took Swann out would have flattened anyone.

This will be a 3 day test. Total bowlers pitch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I think if you've got a ticket for the 4th day you're wasting your time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
We'll be back in Sunday morning
I have a whole weekend with nothing to do but sit about, listen to cricket and scratch my bollocks.

Out on the piss tomorrow night as well.

It's a long time since I've had a weekend like that and I'm pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Isn't that one of the harbingers of the end of days?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Yes
It's in the book of revelations.

"Verily if the Jeff and the Gonz do be enraged at the same time than a fucking big shitstorm will descend and SMITE THEE DOWN. So cop for that, unbelievers."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
*does a little dance*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Topless?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
if it helps

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Not massively. But with no Blousie, it helps a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Oh, well if I'm not good enough....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
All geared up for tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Sunday. Yeah.
Someone (I don't think I should say who) just donated a staggering amount of money.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Gaz me.
I might trump it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
You'd have to hit treble figures mate
and that's more than I would ask of anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Well the only person I can think of who'd fund a cot-death charity to a three-figure sum would be Anne Diamond
And I'm not sure she posts on here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I offered them s couple of pillows
but apparently that's not quite the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Suggest on Sunday, that rather than having a bungee jump
They have a 'who can throw the family allowance book the furthest' competition.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I don't think they call it family allowance anymore

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Well you can fuck off with your sponsorship quest then!*
*joking
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Two peanuts walking down the road, one was a salted

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
^ needs more recognition ^
unless you're all too thick to get it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
A SALTED
ASSAULTED
GET IT?! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
*Shakes head*
Have you done fuck all with the suggestions I made about your C.V? (my expectations are low).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Yeah I fucking did and I fucking sent it out today. Okay?
I said thanks like 12 times yesterday. Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I'm trying to be ecouraging you work-shy-septic-CUNT*
I wasn't looking for thanks.

*Neither did I mean those horrible thing that were said.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
this is the worst sort of encouragement i have ever seen

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I've got to do something K.
Anything to avoid Echo being a fraction of what she could be.

(But seriously, were my suggestions of any use?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
she's gained a fair bit of weight since she's been spayed actually
and yes, was very helpful, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I don't care how many times you watch this.
It's always funny: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzZqje04vLE
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
tT IS FUNNY
sorry, i was drinking wine and didnt see the caps
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Did you watch that Hooligans link I sent to you Bazza?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Yeah boy.
I think I laughed for 98% of it. This is my favourite clip ever with stuff like that, it's so 70s/80s, it's utterly brilliant; www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eweccg4y8I

"There's self confessed loonies - like Harry the Dog". And the way he says F Troop are the real nutters makes me piss myself, whenever we see people arguing/kicking off at games me and my mate always shout out "THEY'RE THE REAL NUTTERS" in the same tone.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I identify Barry as being 'Treatment'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I'm well done with all that stuff now
I know it's easy to say that now whilst sitting at home, things can all go wrong very quickly when you're in a pub with a load of angry blokes, but I like to think I have a sensible head on my shoulders. It's all fucking stupid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Course it is Bazza, course it is.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
*throws pint glass and shouts 'LETS HAVE IT YOU MUG'*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
You're lucky I'm old skool Bazza.
*Jog on, you sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I got excited and just threw the pint glass directly in the air, now I'm soaked.
I have been proper mugged off here, kiddy firm or what.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I ain't got no time for the under 5s.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LA LA LA LA

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
When I worked in London
I'd occasionally do a Saturday morning in the office, and get back to London Bridge station at lunchtime for a train back to Anerley.

Fuck me those Millwall boys were scary. I've seen the Leeds NF lot in all their "glory" - I was best man at a hardcore bluenosers wedding - but the Millwall boys were terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
They take it so seriously as well.
It's quite literally their lives, for most of them. That's what I love about Fulham, we all know we're shit and it's all just one long running piss up and comedy outing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Just been out for a tab
The worst I've EVER seen was at Rotterdam, just before an Ajax - Feyenoord game.

We just got to Rotterdam station when the Ajax trains arrived and there were running battles up and down the platforms.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Yeah it's fucking nuts over there.
I think that game currently has a ban on away fans for the next five years.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)
We had Ajax at the Gate pre-season last year.
For a 'friendly' it got a bit naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I found this...
www.wdyl.com/#quim
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
"explore quim in 3D"
that's my favourite way!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
It also accepts minge, clunge and mimsy.
Flange seems to re-direct to kittens.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
A summer smash.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUQvXDONtnY
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Before I click on this, I expect Will Smith and Jazzy Me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
You're jazzy enough for me, hon.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
*Clicks fingers in a Fonz style*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
alright quenders?
I am drinking Rooster Yankee and Dalwhinnie.

Wearing a flat cap and skate gear.

I maintain my status as the suavest man on off topic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
what sort of skate gear?
flat caps are the sex
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
They look class.
But they're so played out round here at the moment.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
trainers by DVS.
Jacket by LRG and baggy ass jeans.

I am the fucking sex K Dizzle, we all know it.

Also, mirrored shades by Von Zipper. Indoors. Nighttime.

I fucking lead the sartorial stakes.

And Jeffles, whippets.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Whippets?!
Are you some sort of gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Yeah
Lurchers are where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
no.
Just trying to make Jeff the canine bestialist jealous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I got mi bitches!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
i think whippets were drugs the gays used to take in bath houses in new yawk

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
thats whippids I think

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Flat cap...
Have you got into pigeons or whippets?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
You've outdone me.
I'm wearing a bogey green and gold football shirt.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I think you have a different definition of suave :)
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
alright thanks bbz.
I fucking define suave.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I'm drinking red wine and eating Reggae Reggae cashews and peanuts
As a kid I decided I didn't like nuts but they're good for you and studies show they're one of the best snacks for weightloss, so I decided I needed to start eating them.

Someone suggested getting the chili style nuts and working my way down to regular nut flavoured nuts, but this was the closest I could find.

Really very nice, although that might be the wine talking.

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
what wine is it?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Douro
on special at tescos as part of their 2 for £10 selection.

Had it before, I love it. Got another Portuguese one as the other of my twofer, might not get to that one though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
tesco do a wine fair
day out, 50 or so vineyards represented with free tastings. a good day out

i'm on a ken forrester chenin blanc... not bad
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:36, Reply)
For those people that go running regularly.
How the fuck do you stop your legs from killing before you go out again? Did five miles today and I want to do that every morning, but I know as soon as I get a hundred yards tomorrow my legs are going to be in unimaginable pain.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
don't
do it ever other morning
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
That will impinge on my weight loss strategy, though.
I might run the five miles one day, and walk the dog the same route the next.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
take it easy baz
because some injuries take a fucking age to get over and you feel shitty and frustrated because of it.

What kind of surface are you running on by the way?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Just pavement. I used to use treadmills but they make me want to kill myself.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)
yeah ease off on that
I made that mistake once. I ran on concrete for months, then on a treadmill for a few weeks, then back to concrete running the same way I did on the treadmill. It ballsed my knee up for about 6 weeks.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I think to get the best out of exercise
you need to leave different muscles for different times after, before exercising them again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
stretch
and ease yourself into it, start slow etc

also, stretch when done...
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Better shoes lad
I used to run a bit and if your legs are fucked it's your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Really?
My feet are fine I've just got a dull ache in my legs, not now but it'll flare up tomorrow when I start again. I've got proper running shoes n'all.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Proper what running shoes?
Proper track running shoes aren't the same as proper pavement running shoes.

If you're feeling it in your calf muscles it'll be shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I have no idea.
They're pretty much identical to these; www.ck-sport24.de/shop_cfg/cksport24/adidas-Laufschuhe-Resp-Cushion-16-2.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I don't know these days
But you need a very resiliant sole for road running.

The trouble is that if you go to JJB Sports or similar they're just fat salesmen. You need to buy from a proper running shop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I wear these
www.vibramfivefingers.com/products/Five-Fingers-Classic-Mens.htm

for all my running, works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Seriously?
I fancy a pair of them if you're being serious.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
stretch after
press ball of foot against kerb so leg and foot makes a tick mark for about 10 seconds, then do the other leg.

Touch arse with heel, grab ankle, hold for 10 seconds, do same with other leg.

job done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I need to share.
There is an Indian dude in York that DJs dubstep, and he has one of the worst DJ names ever. Sikh and Destroy. The bellend. It's not even bad enough that dubstep is 70% shit, his name is 100% shit too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Call a Jihad on him.
That'll show him. It'll show him good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
you know sikhs hate muslims right?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)
clearly they also hate good breakbeat based music.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)
so say we all

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Well death to all Sikhs then, eh?
Oh lets just go for it then. Kill all the darkies.

by

niCk gRIfFin off the NATionaL FrunT or bnP

EDIT - By all that is holy I should now be fast asleep but I'm wide awake. This is wrong. I may instigate a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:45, Reply)
so who was fuckoffbert?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)
It wasn't me
beyond that, no idea
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:45, Reply)
evenin' pal, when's the launch?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Sunday lunchtime
I'm getting proper excited
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
don't shit yourself

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I'll try not to

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)
good luck archangel

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)
see me flyyyyyyyyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I think chomp thought it was freefair

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I thought so too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)
but freefair isn#t real either

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Fuck it
I still haven't had my drink yet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)

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