What ho?
One of my roommates is a twat, that's what ho.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not good
What's happened?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

He was a twat, that's all.
He needs to loosen the fuck up. As do I.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

*taps nose* Amyl Nitrate is your friend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

eh?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It's a drug popular with the gays for "relaxing" you before "intimacy"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Amyl Nitrate is well-known in the, ah, chutney fraternity, for its 'loosening up' qualities.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

To traslate to Australian
"G'Day It slackens ur arsehole up proper ace mayyyhte"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

but said as a question obviously

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

do you use it as part of your cocktail
'The Rohypnotist'?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

This is excellent.
I am stealing this name. I will not be creditting the intellectual copyright.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

'Strewth, mate, it makes your shitty all fackin wide?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

lahhhhk a digereeee-do mahyt?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

"Queers" take "it" before "ass-fucking"

( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I like this response the most.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I bet you do
you painted jezebel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

*beams*

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

A certain rubber, ah, item, appears to have been borrowed without permission.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I wish it were the case.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

He thought it was a novelty rolling pin
the problem started to develop when he showed Poppet's mother how he liked to bake pies. He said it was nicely weighted but the shape made it difficult to achieve a nice, even pastry.

The argument started when her mother inquired as to where he'd found it. She meant which shop, he misunderstood.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Hahahha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)