The expensive one?
I'm going to Spain on Thursday, so I should have proper tapas for the right price soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bring me back some black pudding, please.
Thanks in advance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

in spicy tomato sauce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Sweet or salty?
Rice or onion?
For cooking stocks or for bbq?

There are so many types...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Really? I have an erection now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Nah just one local to my dad.
I prefer the smaller, quieter places. Family run and they like us cos we look the same as them. Aka slightly tanned with huge eyebrows that look like someone's just got a thick permanent marker and drawn them on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Oh, that's almost racist!
I haven't got thick eyebrows! English people almost don't have eyebrows at all!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

That's because we have CANCER you unfeeling BITCH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)