He's a hippie.
Hippies don't wash.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had a friend who spent most of his teenager days doing surf
living on the beach and not washing. When he grow up and went back to living like people, he got blisters all over his body as his skin missed the salty water.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Is it Spongebob?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Patricio.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)

as his skin missed the salty water from squid AIDS
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I am almost certainly far more fastidious about my personal cleanliness
than most of the people on here.

also, I'm fairly sure hippies don't wear Calvin Klein undies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)