But you're a lavatory attendant, 'Bill Clay'. How difficult can it be?
For example: 'Cottagers in trap 3' means ‘Darth Foxtrot and a shifty looking Turkish man are wanking each other off in the third cubicle along – don’t be fooled by the shopping bags, Darth’s wearing them like some kind of grotesque Sainsbury’s sex shoes’.

I'm here to help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 8:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Thanks Monty
I loved you in 'Rapid Fire' by the way.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

That's a 'film' reference, I'll be bound.
We 'cinema' types can spot references to 'film' with ease, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

HANG ON
What about "The Crow"?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

MONTY IS A ZOMBIE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Jilted John's less successful Halloween-themed single.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

That's a 'music' reference, I'll be bound
etc, etc
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

+1

(McChinaman banned, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)